An American woman used a “biological weapon” against her opponent during a road quarrel

Road showdowns are serious business, some get out of their cars armed with legal knowledge, some take heavier objects in their hands, but a resident of Pennsylvania literally “outdid” all road troublemakers.

44-year-old Pennsylvania resident Christina Solometo almost instantly became a star of the American Internet. Well, of course, no one has ever dared to show their mood so dashingly. The incident occurred on 4th Street and Madison Avenue in Prospect Park. One lady cut off another, and off it went.

Christina, deciding that she was a pigeon, simply “let out an explosive stream of diarrhea” on the car of her opponent. After the lady-pigeon was detained by the police, she explained her actions by saying that the woman was stalking her, and she was just begging her not to do it. Begging. More than clearly.

Solometo was taken into custody Thursday and faces charges of indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, criminal mischief, harassment and dumping waste on a highway.

While the viral video has sparked plenty of jokes and puns online, Prospect Park Police Chief David Madonna said it was no laughing matter.

“I know there are a lot of jokes about it. There are a lot of puns and innuendos online, but at the end of the day, we take it seriously. This can’t happen in our community. No city wants this to happen in their city,” he said.