Women's floor-washing championship held in the USA

A women's floor-mopping championship took place in the US — participants had to mop their assigned areas as quickly as possible. Judges evaluated cleanliness, mop-handling skill, and the absence of mistakes. Points were deducted for leftover debris or knocked-over obstacles. Other disciplines included vacuum cleaner races, speed bed-making, and tossing toilet paper rolls into a basket. The sport we deserve?