Dirt, Tractors, and Subscriptions: Jeremy Clarkson Launches OnlyFarmers for Zoomers Tired of Vulgarity (photo)

Legendary former Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson has finally traded the smell of burnt rubber for the scent of fresh manure, launching his own social network with the provocative name OnlyFarmers. The project is positioned as a tongue-in-cheek response to the OnlyFans platform, except instead of intimate photos, British farmers will post pictures of their tractors, eggplants, and plump pigs. A village idol after five seasons of Clarkson's Farm, the showman has decided to help his colleagues monetize their rural lifestyle without intermediaries. Regular users will be able to not only like rural content but also book paid visits to their favorite "onlyfarmers," sign up for tastings, milking masterclasses, or even stay overnight right in their barn. It seems Clarkson has keenly sensed the staycation crisis in the UK and has decided to transform hard farming into profitable agritourism for urban slackers. While critics grumble about the app's dubious name, the enterprising TV presenter once again proves that you can hype up and earn millions even on manure and tractor rides.