American women have developed a test for guys to see if they are ready for children
A new, ruthless test for fatherhood readiness has appeared on American social media, which can easily be called the most honest in the history of relationships. I'll warn you right away, it looks incredibly disgusting, but that's the harsh reality.
It's no secret that small children often spit up after feeding. Women write that no conversation about children can provide such an accurate picture as this sudden and extremely unpleasant test.
They suddenly pretend to vomit "like a little child" and do it right on their boyfriend. Some simply loudly mime gagging, others use a fake "baby fountain" made of yogurt or milk. The key is the man's reaction in the first three seconds.
If the guy jumps back, screams "Ugh, what the hell!" or simply freezes in horror, it's assumed he's definitely not ready for children. But while you'd expect that from a child, you certainly wouldn't expect that from an adult.
Here's a more humane option: give the sleepy guy a package with a recording of a crying baby playing.
Psychologists, of course, grumble that this is too extreme, but they admit that, yes, in a stressful situation, people show their true selves.
