American Woman Uses "Biological Weapon" Against Her Opponent During Road Fight (2 photos + 1 video)
Road showdowns are serious business, some get out of their cars armed with legal knowledge, some take heavier objects in their hands, but a resident of Pennsylvania literally "outdid" all road troublemakers. 
44-year-old Pennsylvania resident Christina Solometo almost instantly became a star of the American Internet. Well, of course, no one has ever dared to show their mood so dashingly. The incident occurred on 4th Street and Madison Avenue in Prospect Park. One lady cut off another, and off it went.
Christina, thinking she was a pigeon, simply "shot an explosive stream of diarrhea" at her opponent's car. After the pigeon lady was detained by the police, she explained her actions by saying that the woman was stalking her, and she was simply begging her not to do it. Begging. More than clearly.
Solometo was taken into custody Thursday and is charged with indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, criminal mischief, stalking and throwing waste on a highway.
While the viral video has sparked plenty of jokes and puns online, Prospect Park Police Chief David Madonna said it was no laughing matter.
"I know it's a joke. There are a lot of puns and innuendos online, but ultimately we take this seriously. This can't happen in our community. No city wants this to happen in their city," he said.
Chief, we're not laughing like horses, honestly!
