People who couldn't cope with the simplest tasks (41 photos)

9 March 2024

Not much was expected of them, but they still managed to fail miserably. Here is a selection of the best posts from the “You Only Had One Task” subreddit, where 397 thousand users regularly share hilarious failures of representatives of different professions.

1. Someone really doesn’t like children

2. "The President's Spokesman Said He Couldn't Represent the President"

3. Big... miss.

4. "Have you ever had an accident that resulted in your death?"

5. Apparently it didn’t fit into the mailbox.

“THEY KNOCKED MY DOOR, I ORDERED A NEW WHAT THE FUCK, UPS??”

“I understand that receiving a package in this condition can be frustrating. We can file a complaint on our part and provide feedback. Send us the parcel tracking number."

“NO, YOU TELL ME HOW I CAN BEND THE ***** DOOR”

6. “Thieves will be prostituted”

“You want to steal a TV, then? You’ll have to suck a lot of **** to work it off.”

7. After all, you can’t complain

Boss: can you write “no smoking” on the oil tanker in Arabic?

Me: of course

Inscription: "no smoking in Arabic"

8. The main thing is to admit a mistake in time

Imagine your favorite book. Fast! BUY IT! BUY IT FROM WATERSTONES.

It turns out that most of you already have a copy of your favorite book. We didn't think this ad campaign through very well.

9. It is unlikely that he will like such a gift.

Article headline: "73-year-old man awaits sentencing for murder of sleeping son" Knives ad below: "Just in time for Father's Day!"

10. “In memory of the 11th World War”

11. Just one letter, and now Beethoven can honestly answer the question in paragraph 4

“After the rise and fall of Napoleon as Emperor of France, Beethoven was overwhelmed by musical creativity. Death (dead - dead, deaf - deaf) did not in the least prevent him from quickly recovering and continuing to make music. Of course, now it was much more difficult for him. But he managed."

12. South Dakota launched an anti-methamphetamine campaign. Their logo: “Meth. We're in business!

13. The woman tried to inform the robot policeman about the crime, but he asked her to move away, and then sang a song.

14. Mistakes are proof that you...

15. Office of the company “Sliding doors”

16. "Yours in America, speak English"

A common mistake is your (yours) instead of you’re (you).

17. Nice try, Dr. Lecter

Job openings!

Waiters: Serve people!

Administrators: meet people!

Cooks: cook people!

18. Apparently, the test was compiled by the author of paragraph 16

Do you have at least 1 god experience out of 0?

Do you speak US?

19. Everything French is always more expensive

Flag of France vs Flag of the Netherlands

20. “I hope no one will read each line from left to right separately, like I did.”

It turns out, “You don’t mean anything. Surrender" instead of the opposite meaning.

21. Eminent name-name/ Professional profession-profession

22. Lady... it doesn't work like that.

23. The name must be a number.

24. Turn right.

25. Will you marry me (otherwise...)

26. This topping was not on the menu.

27. “Crispy vegetable salad” - this is how you become a vegetarian

28. Just put him out of his misery

29. "A helmet saves lives"

30. In the end, Rosa Park ended up at the back of the bus

Rosa Parks is one of the founders of the black rights movement. She became famous in 1955 when she refused to give up her seat to a white passenger at the driver's request and sit at the back of the bus.

31. And there’s nothing to say

32. This Dory-shaped night light is clearly not intended for children...

33. “Great job.” Yah?

34. Once again, just one letter turned “grape surprise” into “unexpected rape”

35. “I asked my boyfriend to bake me croissants for dinner...”

36. "Don't Show Us"/ "The Wives Think We're at Work"

37. Well, out the window, out the window

38. 15 tubes. Poor turtles

39. When recycling becomes a challenge of ingenuity

40. “Atomic bomb on Bikini Atoll, 1946, colorized photo”

“Shouldn’t a ‘colorized’ photo be in color?”