Model Male: Gorilla with the Ultimate Level of Cool

You can spend a lot of money on a gym, on all sorts of motivational coaches... you can even sign up for “pickup” courses (not to be confused with a car)! However, all this will be in vain, because we will never reach the level of coolness that this macho has. The model male just sits and watches us, but natural energy just flows out of him. You can't become that cool. Just be born!