If you have a cat, you may not even realize that live by his rules. All cats set their own rules and special rituals in the master's house - many of them are the same for most cats, and some are unique. And we have to indulge them, because we don't really have a choice. Let's take a look at a few cat rules that shared the hosts on the Reddit forum.
1. "Every day I go to bed at 10 p.m. This is the time hugs with a cat. If I am not there by this time, he will read a loud lecture to all the households"
2. "My cats always want to be closer to my face. Sometimes even lay down directly on it. If I can't breathe, that's my problem"
3. "My cat's rule is: leave the bathroom door open. What's your personal space?"
4. When you make your bed, your cat will jump in to help.
5. If there is even a small empty space in the food bowl, the bowl is considered completely empty for the cat.
6. If you do something with my tray, I will definitely come and "update" it
7. "You can touch me, but don't touch me"
8. If the cat fell asleep on you, it is forbidden to change position.
9. "I should be with you everywhere you go, man"
10. "I will ask you to let me in, but in a few seconds I will ask you to let me back in"
11. Cats see clean linen as a cozy bed where you can immediately sleep.
12. "If the owner went to bed - it's time to run around the apartment back and forth, or go to the toilet and row loudly"
13. "Are you going to the bathroom? Turn on the tap for me. Just walking past the bathroom? Turn on the tap for me!"
14. "The rule of my cat: put your foot out from under the blanket - wait for the attack"
15. All food that is not covered with anything will be tasted
16. Cats take the main bed on the couch. Dogs get leftovers
17. "If you decide to knit, the yarn will be attacked every 5 seconds. You will get knitting in extreme conditions"
18. "I'm more important than all your shows!"
19. "I'm hungry now! But I'll eat everything later"
20. "If the owner puts up a Christmas tree - this is a toy for me"
21. "Morning is the time for caresses and massage with paws. I don't care if you have other plans"
22. "If your knees are free - it's like a challenge for me!"
23. "Coldflax is heaven. I don't know about yours, but mine loves it."
24. "All bathtubs and showers need to be examined inside and out. Sometimes even from above."
25. "My water should always be perfectly clean. I stood for two days - I will not touch it"
26. "Feed me! What difference does it make that it's 3 am. It's time to feed me"
27. "All carpets are my property"
28. "All packages must be tasted and chewed"
29. "Everything that is wrong on the surfaces in the house should be on the floor"
30. "Toys with which you played with me yesterday are no longer interesting to me. Let's get new ones."