russian invasion of Ukraine. Chronicle for November 26-27
In the early hours of February 24, 2022, Russia launched rocket attacks on Ukrainian territory and launched a direct full-scale invasion. APU repulse the enemy
- Babonki, give birth — send everyone to the front
My God, what krinzh. It should be a shame from such advertising… 
- Someone from Russia already has a clinic
We hope that every Russian will have such dreams until his death! And not the fact that after death there will be peace 
- Putin, as usual, took everyone for morons
The "mothers" of the soldiers turned out to be dummy, that's the exposure. Enjoy this.... 
- Your husband died, laugh
While in Ukraine there are already 80,000+ victims of the RF Armed Forces, their wives are treating themselves with laughter therapy in social networks... 
- Gone is the era of the idiot
Remember the fool who said that almost all of his guys died, so do not be afraid to go to the Russian army, he needs reinforcements. And now he went to Kobzon. 
- Prayers for Putin?
"Let's raise our nationwide prayer cry to God — for Russia, for the rulers, for our soldiers, for peace on earth" — said saints from the Tyumen monastery
The roof goes slowly… 
- Production of black bread with bacon started in Belarus
Preparing to join Ukraine? 
- The Kremlin wants to eliminate Lukashenka in order to control the army of Belarus — RLI
Analysts report that in the coming days they may encroach on Lukushenko and blame everything on Ukraine and Poland under the leadership of NATO. This will give a reason for the participation of Belarusian troops in hostilities, thus, the Russian Federation wants to draw Belarus into the war, absorbing the country and depriving it of sovereignty.
Also, Foreign Minister Vladimir Makei suddenly died in Belarus today (the purge has begun?)
A couple of posts ago we wrote that Putin wants to remove the bulbous head. How they looked into the water ... 
- Jokes about gas for Russia become black humor
Hello, gas superpower, what happened? 
- #losses of invaders as of 11/26/2022
+550 dead Russian Armed Forces per day
Cossack – Morgun Vladimir
Major – Orlov Andrey
Captain – Ketvirtis Andrius
Captain – Savchenko Alexander
Senior Lieutenant – Konofolsky Sergey
Senior Lieutenant – Nitkin Ivan
Lieutenant – Sergey Kozlovsky
Lieutenant – Vladimir Stafeev
Lieutenant – Maxim Vyalov
Lieutenant – Daniil Tupikov
Senior Lieutenant – Oleg Fedorov 
- The occupiers in Makiivka finished the war
Resting lies
- Mobilization 2023 in Russia — byt: what Putin is trying to hide from the slaves of the inhabitants of Russia
Putin and his vile gang are already preparing laws and documents on the resumption of mobilization. And at the beginning of 2023 they will be put into effect. Everyone will trample on fighting - from the Ministry of Emergency Situations and farmers to doctors and scientists. But the funny thing is that in some cities of the Russian Federation they are already issuing subpoenas for January 1, 2023...
In addition, Putin signed a law "on preventing the disclosure of methods of work in the field of mobilization." Don't go to your grandmother, - the Kremlin did not like the mass of videos with naked, barefoot and no mobs. There they constantly chew snot: they didn’t give out equipment, they didn’t teach them how to fight. And now, attention, the question is: if the mobilization is officially "over", then why is this law needed? Bingo! In order to proceed with the grave...
And how do you like the fact that the large gas company "Mosgaz", since October 25, has entered into an agreement for the supply of 200 units of body armor, helmets and bayonet shovels. Why do gas workers need shovels and body armor? Of course, in order to indulge the royal desires to continue mobilization.
Another similar strange purchase was made by the Moscow Metro, which purchased 173 powerful dosimeters for 38 million 594 thousand rubles in the first week of mobilization.
In short, the Kremlin is trying to either hide the mobilization, or its scale (but as we can see, they both suck). If in the first wave of mobilization chmons, Buryats and children flocked to Ukraine, then who will be now? Disabled? Blind? Deaf? Even if he calls in a bunch of his helpless soldiers, how will they fight against HIMARS? Probably shovels...
Interestingly, when will the slaves begin to realize that the previous mobiles will not return? The patient country continues to be silent and bury its men. We wish them good luck in this. Who will be the winner in this war is already too obvious...
- Russia is removing nuclear warheads from aging nuclear cruise missiles and bombarding Ukraine with missiles without a warhead, British Intelligence reports. Open source images show debris from a downed AS-15 KENT (X-55) air-launched cruise missile, developed in the 1980s solely as a nuclear delivery system. The warhead was probably replaced with ballast. This improvisation highlights the extent to which Russia's long-range missile stockpiles are depleted. 
- Did you pay attention to the logo of the UOC-MP? So, they've been hinting for a long time. 
- The sad cocaine horse Lavrov again started a song about mouse brothers. 
- The FBI put Prigozhin on the wanted list (https://www.fbi.gov/wanted/counterintelligence/yevgeniy-viktorovich-prigozhin) (https://t.me/UAonlii/42122). True, it did (https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.golosameriki.com/amp/yevgeny-prigozhin-wanted-by-the-fbi/5794287.html) back in 2021. The reward is $250,000.
They are looking for something for a long time. 
- Deficit of electricity capacity in Ukraine – 25%. Shutdowns continue today in all areas. 
- The Kremlin wants to ban Russian companies and any traders from selling oil to anyone involved in capping prices, writes (https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-11-25/russia-drafts- decree-banning-oil-sales-to-price-cap-participants?srnd=premium-europe) Bloomberg. 
- And to the good news: electricity was returned to the long-suffering Kherson. 
- The fire started after arrival, writes the mayor of the Dnieper. The infrastructure was not damaged. 
The second explosion in the Dnieper. After the first arrival, residential buildings were badly destroyed, local media write. 
- The consequences of arrival in the Dnieper. rf fires rockets at residential buildings. 
- 73% of Ukraine's mobile network is already working, reportst Head of the Ministry of Digital Development Mikhail Fedorov. The situation has improved in Kirovohrad, Dnepropetrovsk, Volyn, Mykolaiv, Poltava, Kharkiv and Zhytomyr regions. Communication is stabilizing in Cherkasy, Lviv, Rivne, Vinnitsa and Chernivtsi regions. Repair work continues. 
- Belgium signed (https://www.president.gov.ua/news/prezident-ukrayini-ta-premyer-ministr-belgiyi-obgovorili-rea-79445) a declaration of support for Ukraine's membership in the EU and NATO 
- Today Ukraine honors the memory of the Holodomor victims. The story of one of the most terrible tragedies of the Ukrainian people in stylized ornaments. 
- How to protect yourself from carbon monoxide poisoning? Information – on the pictures. Save yourself. 
- Belarusian Foreign Minister Vladimir Makei has died. There were no health complaints. Well, we understand what it's about... 
And here comes the conspiracy theory from Russia. Again, the Americans are to blame. 
- Luxembourg handed over 6 Primoco One 150 UAVs to Ukraine. The built-in autopilot system provides fully automated takeoff, landing and autonomous flight plan execution. 
- Left – photographs of the First World War: the third battle of Ypres and the battle of Verdun, 1916-1917. Right – photos of our defenders from near Bakhmut, November 2022. 
- And this is just ex-Prime Minister of Great Britain Boris Johnsonyuk helping to load beds and anesthesia machines for medical institutions in Kherson.
Milota. 
- Some countries secretly supply weapons to Ukraine, Foreign Minister Dmitry Kuleba said in an interview with Le Parisien. Some countries provide military assistance to Ukraine privately. Kyiv receives weapons from third countries, but not directly.
Kuleba said that the supply of weapons from partners continues, in particular, they not only transfer their own weapons, but also work with third countries, buying equipment from them and supplying it to Ukraine. 
- This is how a quarter in the Dnieper looks like after the arrivals of russet rockets. 
- For three weeks, four Kyivstar employees provided communications for people in occupied Mariupol, risking their own lives.
And this Russian people want to win? 
- Mood of every Ukrainian this week. 
- In Ukraine, there are big problems with equipment for the restoration of the energy system, said po-polgoda-eks-ministr-plachkov%3Famp) ex-Minister of Energy Ivan Plachkov.
The reserve has already been used, but it will not be possible to purchase it from other countries. First of all, this concerns powerful transformers, which are not in reserve. Ukraine cannot get them in other countries, because there is a different voltage class. 
- A baby was buried in Volnyansk, whom the Russians killed with a rocket on the night of November 23rd. 
- Before the end of the year, Ukraine will sign declarations on joining NATO with several states of the Alliance, said Igor Zhovkva, deputy head of the OPU. 
- How to prepare for a blackout? Some useful tips:
Make supplies of drinking and industrial water for at least 3 days.
Make a supply of food that does not spoil: energy bars, chocolate, cereals, instant noodles.
Prepare a first aid kit, taking into account the needs of all family members.
Charge gadgets and power banks.
Prepare warm clothes in case there is no heating.
Find out where the nearest "Points of Invincibility" are located; or places where you can warm up and charge your phone.
Download maps that can work offline.
Save public transport routes in your city.
Agree in advance with family and friends where to meet in case of emergency and lack of communication. 
- Olaf Scholz stated 70205336f98d) that it is becoming increasingly clear that the rf not only should not win the war, but will not win it, and that it will support Ukraine for as long as necessary. 
- The pace of hostilities is growing in the coming days, according to the Institute for the Study of War (https://understandingwar.org/backgrounder/russian-offensive-campaign-assessment-november-26). The predicted drop in temperature will freeze the ground and speed up the pace of the fighting as the mobility of both sides increases. 
- In Russia, a new wave of covert mobilization may begin on December 10, according to the General Staff of the Armed Forces of Ukraine. They plan to replenish the ranks of Russian troops not only in the Russian Federation, but also in the temporarily occupied territories, preparatory work is now underway. 
- For the first time in history, the Ministers of Justice of the G7 will gather (https://www.eurointegration.com.ua/rus/news/2022/11/27/7151376/) for a meeting, the main topic of which will be the investigation of war crimes committed in Ukraine . 
- Lover of Russia Orban changed his shoes. Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban said (https://24.hu/kozelet/2022/11/26/orban-viktor-biztonsag-oroszorszag-ukrajna/) that Europe needs a sovereign Ukraine so that RussiaI didn't pose a threat. 
- Your face when the president's head fell off 
- Of course! Technologies such as toilet bowls, washing machines and hot tubs have not yet reached Russia… 
- It is necessary to remind Peskov what Nicholas II ended with 
- A solid harvest of the Armed Forces of Ukraine somewhere in the south 
- On the eve of Mother's Day, the "Council of Mothers and Wives" group in "VKontakte" blocked at the request of the Prosecutor General's Office 
- Dog hair for dogs
Ukrainians: collecting for drones, bayraktars, buying satellites
Russians: Give me some dog hair?
Guys, can I help you somehow? Do you need help? 
- Correct rebranding should look like this 
- The unconscious of the commissariats: advertising, as it were, hints — contractors at the front you…ut
P.S. On "advertising" pictured pornographic actress Sasha Gray 
- #losses of invaders as of 27.11
+ 600 dead of the RF Armed Forces over the past day:
Senior Lieutenant Sergei Varlamov
Samoshkin Sergey "Pirate". "According to him, he was an employee of the GRU General Staff, a participant in the Lebanese war, an operation against Hezbollah in Beirut, since 2005 a pro-Russian activist, a participant in the Crimean spring and the events in Donetsk in April 2014, as one of the founders of the MGB of the DPR claims."
senior officer of the organizational and planning department of the Military Medical Directorate of the Southern Military District, Major Vladimir Stahiryuk 
- Russia is bombing itself 
- Deficit of power system capacity – 20%, according to Ukrenergo.
As of 11:00, electricity producers cover almost 80% of consumption needs, gradually growing due to cooling. Of these 80%, critical infrastructure consumes only about 10%, the rest of the electricity is used to supply consumers with electricity. 
- The war is reaching a new level and Ukraine needs to strengthen its air defense, said Yury Ignat, spokesman for the command of the Armed Forces. According to him, during massive attacks, the Russians not only use missiles, but also strike UAVs. In total, more than 4,000 missiles were fired in Ukraine, excluding S-300, MLRS and, probably, such missiles as Kh-58 and Kh-59. 
- Putin was preparing to attack Japan, but chose Ukraine, writes (https://www.newsweek.com/russia-planned-attack-japan-2021-fsb-letters-1762133) Newsweek. Russia in 2021 considered the option of attacking Japan. The propagandists had to "warm up" Russians' hatred of the Japanese, using the same terminology about "Nazis" that now sounds about the Ukrainians. 
- In Krasnoyarsk, Russia began to purchase armor for doctors. Purchases are made (https://tayga.info/179925) by the Siberian Scientific and Clinical Center.
Have something happened to them? 
- In "Point of Invisibility" in Irpin, a mother brought her child to be connected to an inhaler because there was no electricity in their house.
Who are you fighting with, russian-haired Nazis? 
- "The elite of the second army of the world" in felt boots of the "analogue-no" model.
NATO is horrified. 
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- Russia is actively exporting something from China, – almost every day, writes Defense Express. Flight tracking services record regular flights of An-124 Ruslan heavy cargo transport aircraft. To China. At the same time, aircraft do not always include transponders, which complicates their tracking. In total, we are talking about at least 10 flights over the past week. 
- “Putin is trying to use winter as a weapon. But he won't achieve that success," stated 2) NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg. He noted that the more military successes Ukraine has, the stronger its position in the upcoming negotiations will be:
“We can strengthen Ukraine's position at the negotiating table if we provide the country with military support. The best way to support the world – support Ukraine»,– he emphasized. 
- Ukraine has enough stocks of nuclear fuel for two years, said (https://www.epravda.com.ua/rus/news/2022/11/27/694310/) President of Energoatom Pyotr Kotin.
“We are working with the American company Westinghouse to create a line for the production of our own fuel. We will produce half ourselves, and the other half will be supplied by partners,” says Kotin. 
- Rusnya is preparing to transfer its units from Belarus to Ukraine, the General Staff of the Armed Forces of Ukraine reports. It is expected to strengthen the grouping of enemy troops operating in the temporarily occupied territories of Ukraine. 
- In North Korea, awarded the title of "Hero of the DPRK" rocket, writes (https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/kim-jong-un-says-north-koreas-goal-is-worlds-strongest-nuclear-force-2022-11-26/ ) Reuters. So, the Standing Committee of the Supreme People's Assembly of North Korea awarded the Hwasong-17 intercontinental missile with the title of Hero of the DPRK, the Gold Star medal and the Order of the National Flag of the 1st degree. The missile is given this honor because Kim Jong-un wants to "possess the most powerful strategic force in the world."
Not only katsaps know how to play shizu. 
- Russia can shell Ukraine about once a week, Air Force spokesman Yuri Ignat said.
In anticipation of the impact, they need to decide where to hit in order to cause more damage. They also take into account weather conditions. Therefore, such periodicity – about once a week – can be saved. 
- As a result of the strikes of the Russian Federation, about 32 thousand civilian facilities and more than 700 critical infrastructure facilities were damaged, said First Deputy Interior Minister Yevgeny Yenin. First of all, residential buildings suffered, and only then airfields, bridges, oil depots, electrical substations. Only 3% of the attacks were on military targets. 
