Straight Out of the '80s: Band Posters No One Would Ever Hang on Their Wall (19 Photos)

Die-hard fans plaster their bedroom walls with posters of their favorite bands, admiring them and trying to copy their style. We, on the other hand, tracked down posters so bad that no one would ever hang them on a wall—not even if you paid them.

We get it: fashion is a powerful force that can completely overpower common sense, convincing people to wear mind-boggling outfits while genuinely believing they look cool.







The tough guys from Manowar.





Dandelion day.



Brainstorm isn't what it used to be.



Retro straight out of the '70s.



Not rock 'n' roll at all.



Garish neon colors.



This band doesn't really have a central theme—just leggings.



Different approaches, same result: terrible.



A beach photoshoot.





Don't worry, it's not *that* Oasis.





This poster for a band called Tunnel of Love is already unsettling.



They didn't stop at the outfits—they went all out with the makeup, too.



Disco pants so tight the guys look like they can't even move.



No comment. Just terrifying.