Thai Monk Arrested for Having Sex on Table and Stealing $2.8M in Donations (5 photos)

The 66-year-old abbot of one of Thailand's oldest temples embezzled nearly $2.8 million over two years, siphoning the money to a 47-year-old accomplice. Police also uncovered footage from the monk's quarters showing the pair having sex right on his dining table. Since Buddhist monks are strictly forbidden from engaging in sexual relationships, he was promptly defrocked, and the table itself was seized as evidence. Talk about a wild path to enlightenment!