In the early hours of February 24, 2022, Russia launched rocket attacks on Ukrainian territory and launched a direct full-scale invasion. APU repulse the enemy
- In case of my victory, we will maintain and develop economic relations with the Russian Federation, even if "we do not consider it right that Putin occupied Ukraine", — candidate for the presidency of Turkey.
Erdogan's main competitor criticized (https://www.ft.com/) "anti-Russian approaches in the world" and stated that Turkey will continue to claim the role of an intermediary between Kiev and Moscow. 
- Ukraine will be able to repel Russian forces, as well as return Crimea under control, — Zelensky.
"It's cheaper for other countries to support Ukraine now than to increase the risks of a third world war, since the war could go on for years or even decades."
He did not name the timing of the offensive, but, as Yle writes (https://yle.fi/a/74-20029464), it is believed that it is scheduled for late spring or early summer. 
- Today is World Wish Day.
Think of a million dollars and check under the pillow, on this day everything comes true. 
- Ukrainian special forces are preparing for a counteroffensive at the bases of the Bundeswehr in Germany, — Bild.
Special forces are trained in street fighting tactics, which indicates that Ukraine is preparing to conduct operations to liberate the occupied territories. In addition, special forces are trained to storm well-fortified enemy positions, and also work out actions in the rear of Russian troops.
At the same time, according to the publication, .html) the German government believes that the counter-offensive of the Armed Forces of Ukraine will lead to "little successes". 
- China's military assistance to the Russian Federation looks exactly like this: China has begun producing vodka for z-patriots.
In plastic bottles to make it cheaper, or did they add acetone? 
- None of the 20 self-propelled guns that Italy handed over to Ukraine is ready for battle, — FT.
Earlier, the newspaper (https://t.me/c/1307866449/37540) la Repubblica reported that Italy had transferred about 20 M109L self-propelled artillery mounts to Kyiv. 
- Lying in the toilet: secret blueprints for the development of a nuclear submarine of the Royal Navy of Britain found in a pub, — The Sun.
According to (https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/22198059/secret-nuclear-submarine-plans-found-wetherspoons-toilet/) the place was crowded with visitors that night and "anyone could find them. Lucky it wasn't some Russian spy." The Navy is investigating the issue. 
- The Ministry of Emergency Situations of the Russian Federation wants to disclaim responsibility for absolutely any fires and losses from them
The owners of the land / institution will be blamed REGARDLESS of the cause of the fire
How convenient 
- "The commander was ashamed to give them to us": the mobile showed the contents of the first-aid kit
▪️A dressing bag from 1993, half a bottle of iodine, Esmarch's tourniquet, a bandage, a syringe and a mosquito spray from 2003 - supplying the warriors of the second army of the world
Only a word from the first-aid kit, in general 
- Minus the bonus for taking a long time to shit: Gazprom took employees by the ass
▪️Gazprom contractors in Khanty-Mansi Autonomous Okrug give employees coupons to go to the toilet. This is how they measure "productive time"
Wanted to the scoop? He is very close 
- And a little more about Shanderovich 
- Good color, suitable for the kitchen? 
- OVD-Info lawyer Ekaterina Morozova, who defended the detained oppositionists in the Russian Federation and who left for Poland on April 8, 2022 after a solitary action at the Ministry of Defense, was fired from OVD-Info for a Twitter thread 
- I didn't think about it 
- Ivan Okhlobystin greets fans next to Oscar 
- The bright side: even quilted jackets began to pick up «in» Ukraine 
- Simo Häyhä from the s-300 world 
- More than ever actual art object in Kemerovo — city dwellers can now "play" in the trenches, have fun with military vehicles, minefields and anti-tank hedgehogs. Both children and adults can play in the trenches, officials invite. 
- "Splashes of Nazism from the opposite side" and...
Pass someone to Shenderovich, please. You can at the same time be curious about whether he will x * d. 
- It will be hard to stop such an orc, but we will try 
- The founder of the Russian PMC Wagner Prigozhin talks about his letter to Shoigu:
If PMC Wagner does not receive ammunition, then we will have to leave our positions in Bakhmut and retreat in an organized manner or stay there to die. 
- Polish defense24:
Great Britain wants to buy long-range missiles and modern weapons for Ukraine within the framework of a special fund.
Great Britain plans to purchase missiles for Ukraine with a range of 100 to 300 km, which can be launched from land, sea or air. Their payload should be from 20 to 490 kg. 
- Ukraine has signed three new agreements with the Turkish company BAYKAR. 
- The Ukrainian army received the second IRIS-T SLM air defense system from Germany. 
- Ukraine can launch an offensive at any moment, but there are factors that delay it, — CNN.
➡️ The first and main (https://edition.cnn.com/2023/04/29/europe/russia-ukraine-spring-offensive-intl/index.html) is the Russian line of defense. The Russians had almost 6 months to build a complex defense complex. Russian defenses are "layers of anti-tank ditches, barriers, minefields and trenches."
➡️ The second factor is the absence of a moment of surprise.
➡️ The third factor is that the Russians maintain a clear advantage in the air, "and this could be decisive in slowing down the advance of Ukraine." 
- Zelensky was critical of the Minsk agreements and considered them unfeasible, — ex-Chancellor of Germany.
"Our opinions differed on this. (https://www.zeit.de/politik/deutschland/2023-04/angela-merkel-leipziger-buchmesse-giovanni-di-lorenzo) I told him that this is the only what we have and we should try to work within this framework. I did enough to prevent this war from happening. The fact that it still happened does not mean that it was wrong", — Angela Merkel said. 
- Ukraine is not ready for its big offensive, but it has no choice, — The Times.
British officers interviewed by the publication (https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/ukraine-isn-t-ready-for-its-big-offensive-but-it-has-no-choice -b7qrq3vcr), stated that Kyiv has no choice in the current situation — it will have to be attacked anyway, because in order to maintain Western support, Ukraine must demonstrate success.
The publication notes that some large target, like Melitopol, will certainly be designated, but the Russians are preparing for a powerful defense and it will not be easy to overcome it. 
- Another scandal around humanitarian aid: in Nikolaev, the director of a medical institution drives an ambulance to a restaurant.
Oleg Ishchenko, director of maternity hospital No. 3 in Nikolaev, rides in an ambulance received as humanitarian aid. In a commentary to journalists, Ishchenko confirmed that he was taking this car, but with a "good purpose." With which — the director of the maternity hospital did not specify, because "he cannot tell everything." 
- I would advise you to take a Russian passport in order to survive. This is the most important thing, — Lubinets.
According to the Ombudsman /), all citizens of Ukraine in the temporarily occupied territories who refuse a Russian passport will simply be arrested. Now a bill is being developed that will allow Ukrainians to give up their Russian passport later. 
- Another 470 Russians became good and peaceful
Among the officer corps today we are "breaking the jackpot":
▪️Lieutenant Colonel Vitaly Lapikov
▪️Special Forces Major Alexander "Shaman" Sysolyatin
▪️Major Alexander Krasilnikov
▪️Major Ilya Rybakov
▪️Major Alexey Mochalov
▪️Major of the Ministry of Emergency Situations (PMC "Wagner") Nikolay Bukholtsev
▪️Senior Lieutenant Artyom Borisov
In total for a full-scale war Zadvuhsotli 190510 Russians 👏 
- The Voronezh bridge defeated the tank of the asvabatites
So that's why Kyiv was not taken in three days 
-… war 
- He lost his legs in the war in Ukraine, but not the will to run. The soldier of the Armed Forces of Ukraine - Artem Moroz, after the attack on his unit, was not sure that he would ever be able to walk again. But 7 months later he ran the Boston Marathon. "The New York Times" 
- Putin in 2011 solemnly opened the ceremony of the beginning of the construction of the railway in Tuva, hammering the first crutch into a sleeper. The photo shows the result after 10 years. 
- Ivan Bartoš, Czech Minister of Regional Development 
- Advice to Russian liberals. I Ugorshchina, your mother. 
- Photo from Uman -the funeral of 11-year-old Sofia and 17-year-old Kirill, who died in a Russian missile attack. The family fled from the war to Uman from the Luhansk region. 
- Patriotic garbage bags ZOV 
- Leaflets with Budanov appeared on the streets of Moscow 
- Muscovite Yuri Kokhovets, who was previously accused of spreading "fakes"; about the Russian army due to participation in the Radio Liberty poll, the charges were toughened. Now he faces up to 10 years in prison. 
- Tomsk pensioner Marina Novikova was sentenced to a million fine for "fakes". Previously, a woman asked to give her a real term, because she has no money
65-year-old Tomsk lawyer and human rights activist Marina Novikova sentenced to one million rubles fine for "military fakes". She asked to set a deadline due to the impossibility of taking an installment plan for payment.
When a woman was detained, the investigator brought her to a heart attack. She came to court with a backpack full of medicines.
“I did not betray my country and my fellow citizens, who are very sick, I cowardly did not hide behind the employment of a human rights activist and did not flee abroad. I did not turn away in disgust, as many of my compatriots did, neither from the country, nor from fellow citizens. He who has ears and a heart will surely hear, », — Novikova said in court.
Protection to appeal the verdict, said "Important stories" her husband Alexander Gavrik. According to him, Novikova does not plan to announce a collection. “Marina is categorically against sponsoring the SVO or local thieves (where it will be sent or where the fine will get stuck),” — he noted. 
- Uzbekistan Khuilo Junior successfully reset. But only at the pseudo-referendum — amendments to more than 65% of the articles of the "constitution" are adopted at once (BBC News) 
- Shenderovich added to the "Peacemaker" database 
