Kids Are Absolute Masters at Doing Weird Stuff (30 Photos)

Kids' uninhibited nature often leaves adults asking: "What on earth is going on? What are you doing, kiddo?" When exploring the world through play, children can reach levels of sheer absurdity that leave grown-ups rolling on the floor laughing.







Either a great hiding spot or a plot to give someone a heart attack.





"My three-year-old daughter asked me for a few raisins..."



Plushie chainsaw massacre.



"My neighbor's son sat like this for over an hour. When I walked over to ask what he was doing, he said, 'Batman stuff.'"



"NASA killed paradise."



The cat is doing its absolute best to pretend it doesn't know her.



An adorable family photo.



"Touch my hair for $1." Now that's true entrepreneurial spirit!



What on earth is Spider-Man doing over there?..



Cinderella weeping tears of blood. As they say, out of the mouths of babes comes the raw truth.



Spider tea party.



He's basically a fish.



Frozen on the potty.



It's a spacesuit—what were you thinking?



The little girl kept telling her mom that a monster appears outside her dollhouse window.



Gotta inspect everything, obviously.



Parents' immediate thought: "Please let that be chocolate!"



If it's more comfortable for them, why not?



One does not simply clean the pool.



When teething hits, anything in sight is fair game.



It's not uncomfortable just because adults say so.



There's a straight-up Stephen King horror vibe here.



What if...?



Feed your friend, feed yourself.



Skincare routines be like...



It's almost terrifying to imagine what kind of game or scene they're playing out.



A cake so delicious you just want to drown in it.



Adults could never pull this off!



Nose picking: Level 80.