Adventurous kitty looking for a mate... - cat profiles on dating sites (31 photos)

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Imagine a dating app designed just for cats. What would they write in their profiles? What photos would they post? Internet users decided to fantasize about this and shared images of cats looking for love. What do you think: swipe left or swipe right?







"On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a nine, and I'm the one you can't get enough of." "enough"





"A very handsome boy who behaves very well, a real gentleman"



"Draw me as one of yours" French women"



"Loving couple seeking a third partner for one night. Serious offers only!"



"Just sitting here waiting for some hot guy to knock on my PM..."



"Well, hello there... Yeah, yeah, me "To you"



"Yes, girls, I'm a bad guy."



"I Queen"



"There's enough room for two here."



"Adventurous girl looking for a man who will buy me shiny things because I'm a girl" "Material"



"Do you also like to meow at the moon and catch flies?"



"Look at me. "I'm a beauty."



"Hi, I'm Sugar! My favorite thing to do is sleep! When I'm not sleeping, I eat. But every morning at 3 AM, I fight with my sister and chase her around the house. In the summer, I bring crickets into the house, tear off a few of their legs, and watch them try to escape, giggling maliciously. Then I go to sleep for another four hours!" Let me know if you want to hang out."



"I feel pretty, maybe I'll go to the litter box later."



"A spoiled prince of a house who loves long walks, hair ties, and shoving his ass in your face when you're noisy and not paying attention." "Attention"



"A little chat sounds purrrr ...



"Mouse hunter, love to cuddle. Reviews: "He's crazy" - Wild Illustrated; "Can fit in any box" - My Human; *shakes in fear* - Dog"



"I am Fluffers. Can I have a donut?"



"I'm waiting for my husband to return from his voyage, but until then, we can grab a bowl of milk."



I'm Mr. Mistoffelees. A fun guy looking for someone to have a good time with."



"I'm Sammy, and my hobbies include stomping on things like Godzilla, chasing mushrooms, being pretty, singing when everyone else is trying to sleep, and cuddling. My human calls me his teddy bear. I'm a very good boy."



"I'm Zelda, and I'll devour your soul!"



"Tommy-O and Midnight Louie. Just a couple of wild and crazy guys looking for a chick." "Please bring some sauce."



"No nonsense, just a demanding old man who loves hugs."



"Hi, I'm Honey! I'm not here to find guys, I just want to make my husband jealous. Yesterday, some girl meowed under his window, and he answered! "Some of these idiots are so brazen."



"Merlin. He loves blankets and hugs, and is generally a very good boy."



"Looking for someone to steal treats with."



"How about throwing things off the table together?"



"I don't like cuddles, and I'm prettier than you. Anyway, give me the fish."

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