All Asians want her - a bamboo wife (7 photos)

9 April 2024

Where will he go with this thing? Catching crayfish in the lake? No, he will put her in bed with him and will love her very much. The wife will not be jealous, she herself is the same.





What is a bamboo wife for?

A wicker cylindrical cage made of bamboo is very light, not weighty, elastic and inexpensive. It can be purchased in small shops throughout Southeast Asia. This thing is especially valued in poor countries where there are few houses equipped with air conditioning.



In South Korea, they begin to weave it in May in order to be in time for the hot days when orders pour in

And all because you need a bamboo wife to sleep with in your arms. Because even if you are married, sleeping in the summer in South Korea, Vietnam, and sometimes in China is very hot. Everyone sweats from someone else's heat, the skin becomes sticky, and in the morning there are terrible disgusts.

And if you sleep in an embrace with a bamboo wife, then air will circulate freely in your embrace and provide natural cooling to the body. It really makes you sleep better on the stuffy, humid nights of the Asian summer.





Anatomy of a beloved wife

Have you ever slept without air conditioning on an Asian night? I still couldn’t get used to it; many people sleep there simply under a light blanket or sheet. Very uncomfortable.

Nights in Asia can easily be 35 degrees, complete lack of air conditioning and 95% humidity. For many Russians, the central zone is a branch of hell.



Buy it for a dog, the dog will appreciate it too)

And the bamboo wife serves as a natural air conditioner, especially since many people like to sleep with their leg or arm thrown over something. In married couples, this is the spouse, hence the substitute name for the bamboo cylinder - wife.



People went to sleep on the roof at night because of the summer stuffiness

There are even ancient Chinese poems about the bamboo wife

There are eyes on the face, but no pupils,

and the whole belly is created for emptiness.

But there is joy when meeting by the water,

when lotus flowers open.

About the lotus, this is because in China the lotus is considered a symbol of summer. And here is a hint that most of all you rejoice in meeting such a wife in the hot summer.

A wife for everyone!



The little “wife” is very inconvenient and constantly slips out.

The market strives to satisfy all requests, so wives are made of different lengths - one for small apartments, others for tall men. There are children's wives - the minimum length is 70 centimeters. But it is rarely longer than 150 centimeters, otherwise it will be difficult to carry it home.

In Japan, by the way, there are more air conditioners. That’s why bamboo wives there were replaced by dakimakura. These are long, oblong pillows with full-length favorite anime and manga characters printed on the pillowcases. To sleep in an embrace with your idol.



What a curvy wife someone got! But curly ones are more expensive, they are more difficult to weave

While Vietnam is battling the heat, Japan is struggling with loneliness. What a sad irony.

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