Life often presents us with unpleasant surprises. It's better to avoid this kind of thing... 
1. “It’s my daughter’s birthday, and I baked her a cake. I put it in the refrigerator and decided to check it out.” 
2. "Got hit in the eye while playing with an 8-year-old. It's been four days now." 
3. “The only way to my room was blocked by cute but very aggressive sea lions.” 
4. “After throwing out my old door, I learned that doors come in different sizes.” 
5. “I just replaced the air filter...But I forgot to remove the film.” 
6. “What I asked for vs. what I got. I paid $400 and I feel like a fool.” 
7. I thought the product was cheaper due to the promotion, but it turned out to be a “senior discount” 
8. “I was warned about snakes and spiders in Australia. How do you like that ant bite?” 
9. "It's wax. I blew on the candle too hard." 
10. “I love my husband, but I also love cheese. Why do that?” 
11. “I have to fly on this plane. The flight attendant looks calm, but I don’t.” 
12. “This happened for the first time in 11 years.” 
13. "The school needs repairs. The teacher is afraid that the bag will break one day" 
14. Shattered 
15. Queue to check into the hotel 
16. Was about to go to bed 
17. The worker spilled oil 
18. Has a hard time being separated from the owner 
19. “I’m a videographer and I’m working at a women’s conference today.” 
"Since there are only women here, they converted the men's toilet into a second women's one. The only problem is that there is one man here. And I really need to go to the toilet."
20. “I’m checking out my new printer. I went out for 5 minutes and when I came back I saw this.” 
21. “But I can’t go get a new key.” 
22. For 16 years, ivy grew and decorated the wall. And last night there was bad weather 
23. “I need to go to the bathroom and my roommate is snoring next to the toilet after a drinking session.” 
24. "A neighbor bought a Supra a few weeks ago." 
"Trickster"
25. "The dog ate my passport" 
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