russian invasion of Ukraine. Chronicle for April 1-2

3 April 2023

In the early hours of February 24, 2022, Russia launched rocket attacks on Ukrainian territory and launched a direct full-scale invasion. APU repulse the enemy

- The most famous sapper of Ukraine Patron has received reinforcements.

11 service dogs arrived in Ukraine from the Netherlands — Belgian Shepherd Malinois and two German Shepherds.

- NATO countries are planning to send two battalions of Leopard 2 tanks and four battalions of Leopard 1 tanks to Ukraine, — German Defense Minister Boris Pistorius.

According to him (https://www.welt.de/politik/deutschland/plus244593650/Boris-Pistorius-Ich-kann-als-Bundesverteidigungsminister-nicht-alles-abgeben.html), it will hardly be possible to put more of -for limited resources, including those of the allies.

- Pasha is not just a Mercedes, but also a Louis Vuitton.

A simple monk who today received suspicion from the SBU wears an expensive scarf of an elite brand.

Usually, such models can cost from 600 to 1 thousand dollars. Approximately the annual pension of grandmothers who went to Pavel's service.

- Ukraine ordered 100 Rosomak armored personnel carriers from Poland, — prime minister of Poland.

According to Morawiecki, payment (https://twitter.com/MorawieckiM/status/1642089410047930368?s=20) for these Rosomak will be from European funds received, as well as from American funds received by Ukraine.

- It is necessary to cancel the ban on the participation of Ukrainian athletes in competitions where Russians and Belarusians are involved, — People's Deputy Oleksandr Gorenyuk thinks so.

In his opinion, this decision will lead to the destruction of Ukrainian sports. He cites tennis as an example.

If Ukrainian athletes follow the requirements of the Cabinet of Ministers, they will have to almost completely withdraw from the world competition grid, since representatives of Russia and Belarus are involved in almost every tournament.

- A former fighter of the "Tornado" battalion with the call sign "Mujahid" died near Bakhmut.

The chaplain Khadzhimurad Putilin informed about his death.

- The trial in the case of Pavel Mercedes was postponed until Monday due to the state of health of the defendant.

The heart failed.

- Pasha Louis, Pasha Mercedes or Pasha Philip?

During the presentation of suspicion from the SBU Pasha "Mercedes" lit up a Patek Philippe watch for almost 40 thousand euros (UAH 1,640,000).

- An exhibition was held in New York, where the main exhibit was the shoes of dead Russian servicemen, composed in the shape of a star.

- On Monday, the United States will announce a new $2.6 billion military aid package to Ukraine.

The list will include half a dozen types of ammunition, including tank ones.

High-precision aircraft munitions, bridge equipment, repair and recovery vehicles and additional projectiles for NASAMS air defense.

- US Chief General Milli on ATACMS deliveries to Ukraine:

The effectiveness of ATACMS is "somewhat exaggerated".

HIMARS, using GMLRS missiles, can fire six shots in one salvo, while the ATACMS missile can fire one shot.

For strikes at long distances, you can use other weapons, atfor example, there are UAVs that can do this, and the British have a couple of systems.

- German Defense Minister Boris Pistorius:

NATO countries have planned to send two battalions of Leopard 2 tanks and four battalions of Leopard tanks to Ukraine, and it is unlikely that more could be sent, as Allied resources are limited.

- Ukraine ordered 100 Polish armored personnel carriers Rosomak.

- A Belarusian volunteer, a former soldier of the "Tornado" battalion, died near Bakhmut Daniil Lyashuk with the call sign "Mujahid".

- Turkish President Erdogan approved the decision of the Turkish Parliament to ratify Finland's application for NATO membership.

- +630 good Russians went to fertilize the Ukrainian black soil

Among the identified:

▪️ junior lieutenant Alexei Tulush

In total, 173,990 Russians have been denazified since the start of a full-scale war

- Here is the news! Uganda will protect Moscow in the event of a "threat from the imperialists"

▪️This was stated by the son of the president of the banana republic. Google the size of the Uganda army - swear

I want to see a shaman with a tambourine on the roof of the Ministry of Internal Affairs in Moscow, who drives away missiles instead of ZRPK

- On April Fool's Day, the spring conscription started in the Russian Federation

▪️Until July 15, they plan to gather 147 thousand people. Summons will be sent through the "Gosuslugi"

Suppliers of packages rejoice today and drink sparkling

- Very "unexpectedly": in the occupied Crimea, the conscription was thwarted

▪️In November-December 2022, according to the plan, 130 people were to be called up in the Bakhchisaray district, but 83 people were recruited. In Yalta - out of 130 - 62. In Dzhankoy and Dzhankoy districts, out of 300 planned - 188 people.

▪️The reason for the failure of the call is called the "outflow of citizens" from the peninsula.

Savvy Crimeans do not really want to return to Ukraine in packages

- Danilov named 12 steps for the de-occupation of Crimea.

NSDC Secretary Oleksiy Danilov noted (https://www.facebook.com/100012127781936/posts/1659129164501327/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v) that Ukraine is already developing a strategy used during the de-occupation of the peninsula.

Among the main steps:

➡️ criminal liability for collaborators, occupiers, state traitors, propagandists;

➡️ departure of all Russians and dismissal of illegally convicted Ukrainians;

➡️ dismantling of the Crimean bridge;

➡️ installation of the monument "Russian warship goes to hell".

- Inside the mind of Hitler.

Such magazines can be freely bought in Belgium.

- In Ukraine, they began to produce new shells for drones.

Ukrainian defense plant "Mayak" has started to produce new aviation fragmentation munitions that can be used from unmanned aerial systems.

- A photo of the incredible work of HIMARS.

Photo published by the Reporters project (https://reporters.media/vogon/).

- Poland is ready to deploy NATOoh nuclear weapons.

The head of the National Security Bureau of Poland, Jacek Severa, stated (https://www.rnd.de/politik/polen-ja-zu-nuklearer-abschreckung-nein-zu-stationierung-von-atomwaffen-PHGLQFBSTFL6LKPPNTTR24D6SY.html) that his country is "potentially ready to participate more actively in NATO's plans for nuclear deterrence."

- It turns out, agreed.

According to preliminary data, a girl brought the bomb to the meeting. She hid it in a figurine and presented it to Tatarsky.

A photograph of a girl who allegedly handed a figurine with explosives to a propagandist.

(meme) Photo of a girl without a blur

- Musk deliberately underestimates the coverage of tweets about the war in Ukraine.

March 31, Twitter published part of the source code of the algorithm. After studying the programmers, they came to the conclusion that tweets about the war in Ukraine went down in the rating: this means that the algorithm shows them less often in the feed.

- And the evening Vladlen will be?

Apparently, it won't come out any more.

- Zakharova accused Ukraine of involvement in undermining Tatarsky.

The statement says that "it is thanks to the Russian military commissars that the world sees truthful and operational footage and learns information about what is happening" in Ukraine, and therefore, Tatarsky's activities "caused hatred in the Kiev regime."

- Ukrainian military intelligence (HUR):

🏖 Crimea. Yalta. 2023.

- The Russian 100-mm T-12 anti-tank gun is sent to Ukraine, put into service in 1953.

- +560 volunteers resigned to the Ukrainian land

Among the identified:

▪️Retired Captain Garbage Junior Lieutenant Mobik Alexander Kopeikin

▪️mobik captain Alexey Petrovsky

▪️Junior Lieutenant Pavel Sarrov

In total, 174,550 Russian soldiers died during the full-scale war

- Mobik asked his cohabitant to send intimate photos of her 13-year-old daughter

Buryat Yevgeny K. after the call, the cohabitant sent her nudes, but soon he asked to send also a photo of her daughter. And she sent.

Now the defender of the fatherland will face a criminal offense, and the deranged mother - deprivation of parental rights

Help your army - promote pedophilia

- We also hope that soon

- Artist Alyosha Stupin

- Too good to be true

- New flagpole at NATO Headquarters

- Well, a selection of memes of the day, as without it

Our meeting was not accidental

The last thing this unfortunate military commander saw

Darwin Award

Photograph of the same figurine

- I'll just leave this here. Maybeno one knows that Belgorod was Ukrainian

- Detained

- A cat with a fighter of the Armed Forces of Ukraine

- Even I didn't think about it

- Checked. check

- Russia has now decided to take the city legally. Apparently there is no other way

- Zelensky's mistake

- Two figurines of this whore

- Tried to illustrate Russian logic (r/europe)

- Kandelaki and Sobchak are absolutely sure that the explosion was committed by the Ukrainians

- And now the opinion on the woman from the non-Nazi heroes of the SVO

- Anonymous Twitter satirists went wild

- Vladlen Tatarzky, announcement in VK and comments

- The Ministry of Internal Affairs confirmed the death of Vladlen Tatarsky during an explosion in a cafe

- Donati

- While the Russian Federation is spending half a yard of evergreens on a war of conquest every day, the state company Mail.ru/VK is begging the people for money for the treatment of children and food for the elderly

- Ilya Baburin, a Novosibirsk resident accused of setting fire to the military registration and enlistment office, has an article about treason added

In September last year, the FSB detained a 23-year-old Novosibirsk man for attempting to set fire to a military registration and enlistment office.

Then Ilya Baburin was charged with organizing a terrorist attack (part 4 of article 205.1 of the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation). The article provides for punishment from 15 to 20 years or life imprisonment. Later, the man was charged under another article — on involvement in terrorist activities (part 1.1 of article 205.1 of the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation), which also provides for life imprisonment.

On March 31, it became known that another criminal case was initiated against Baburin — under articles on attempted "high treason" (part 3, article 30, article 275 of the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation).

Although, as noted by the human rights organization "Solidarity Zone" no new episodes appeared in the case of Ilya Baburin.

Human Rights Activists Consider This Case Unprecedented.

«For the first time, a treason case is brought up in connection with a hypothetical arson of a military registration and enlistment office. We believe that this case is motivated politically and by the fact that FSB officers are trying to report on the fight against "enemies of the people" in this way, — says the Solidarity Zone statement.

Earlier, human rights activists reported bullying and pressure on Baburin in the pre-trial detention center.