russian invasion of Ukraine. Chronicle for October 27

Category: Summary, PEGI 16
28 October 2022

In the early hours of February 24, 2022, Russia launched rocket attacks on Ukrainian territory and launched a direct full-scale invasion. APU repulse the enemy



- The Russian Federation threatens to strike commercial satellites if they are used by Ukraine for military purposes, said Konstantin Vorontsov, deputy head of the department for non-proliferation and arms control of the Russian Foreign Ministry.

Obviously, we are talking about Elon Musk's Starlink.


- Collaborator Stremousov said that the occupation administration of the Kherson region has completely moved to the left bank of the Dnieper


- And in Russia, in the meantime, they opened the first criminal case against a fugitive mob

Lawyer Pavel Chikov showed a resolution stating that a man mobilized from Yakutia refused to go to war, saying that "I will not go to any Ukraine, I will not shoot at any Ukrainians."

After that, mobiku began to receive death threats, so he decided to escape from the military unit through a hole in the fence. Haven't been able to find it yet.


- "Bukhalovo, stupidity and idleness continue" - the diary of the Russian Vanka

On his Vkontakte page, the conscript shares his everyday difficulties. For example, he collected a backpack for himself - he spent about 80 thousand rubles on hats, knee pads, gloves, etc.

Well, where without whining:

“But with the motorized riflemen, everything is much more prosaic. Bukhalovo, stupidity and idleness continue there. And today visits were banned altogether, because one drug addict went outside the unit under the pretext of “sit in the car with relatives”, took the bookmark and overdosed. Why did no one know that he is a drug addict? Because there was no medical board. And there won't be." - wipes snot and talks about the sorrows of Vanka

The second army of the world, after all ...


- Dream wife or how to make money on the death of her husband


Crimea is waiting to return home

Coming soon...


- The State Duma adopted a law allowing the mobilization of citizens with outstanding convictions for a number of serious crimes

Chikatilo would have been released too if he lived?


- Russian channel TNT stopped filming comedy shows because comedians left Russia

Now they mostly watch series there, and humorous shows are shown only by those that were filmed back in April.

It is noteworthy that changes on this channel began after it was handed over to propagandist Tina Kandelaki.


- Since the beginning of the full-scale invasion, the Russian "elite" has lost almost $ 100 billion


— Putin on the nuclear threat:

"We do not need a nuclear strike on Ukraine, there is no point - neither political nor military," the bunker monster said.

5 seconds later...

"There is always a danger of using nuclear weapons as long as they exist"

Maybe he has Alzheimer's?


- Cry, cry - dance, dance

Run invader, run...


- The retreat of the invaders and the eternal looting of the Russian army


- #loss of invaders as of 10/27/2022

+320 dead RF Armed Forces

Lieutenant Colonel Yuri Zhuk

Lieutenant Mikheev Timofey

Senior Lieutenant AnDrei Polushin

Senior Lieutenant Artyom Krapivin

Major Igor Dzhugan

Reserve Major Andrey Slemnev

Reserve Major Vadim Sedov

Major Korotaev Vyacheslav

Captain Shamil Ibragimkhalilov


- In Sevastopol, an attack was made on the Balaklava thermal power plant with the help of a drone, says Gauleiter Razvozhaev. At the same time, there is not a single photo or video that would confirm the attack. But there is a thread of Russians in the comments.


- Upgraded B61-12 tactical nuclear bombs will be deployed by the US in Europe earlier than planned . The ammunition was supposed to be delivered to the continent in the spring of 2023, but now it will be delivered in December of this year.


- "Call the exorcist's ass": even in Bryansk, Russians have a negative reaction from the advice of the "priest" to give birth to more children so that they die for the putler.


- China could give up Taiwan and take over eastern Russia instead, believes -taiwan-to-grab-eastern-russia/?sh=1fe0096e6ce4#) US national security analyst Craig Hooper. China could easily find an excuse to cancel current agreements, he said, by demanding that the Russian Federation return Vladivostok, as well as some 23,000 square miles of former Chinese territory that Russia has owned since 1860.

Fire idea, let's.


- President Zelensky changed his profile picture in all social networks. The photo in a suit was replaced with a photo of the president in the already familiar military-style T-shirt.

Let's go back to the times when the suit was appropriate.


- Army of assassins and thieves: now official. The State Duma of the Russian Federation adopted a law allowing the mobilization of citizens who have a criminal record for a number of serious crimes.


- A short speech by Putin, if anyone missed it


- Fantastic and at the same time creepy photos of Kyiv during the blackout


- Any attack on US infrastructure will be answered, said (https://www.reuters.com/world/white-house-vows-response-if-russia-attacks-us-satellites-2022-10-27/) coordinator US National Security Council for Strategic Communications John Kirby in response to Russian threats that US satellites will be hit.


- Lithuania sent 7 armored Toyota LC 200 to Ukraine

- Ministry of Defense of Lithuania


- The first Russian phone brand Inoi left Russia


- Wylsacom blocher starred in an advertisement for Roskosmos

In February, Valentin "Wylsacom" Petukhov posted an anti-war video, and today Roscosmos pays him money for advertising.

Fatass is against the war, but $20 is $20


- Elon Musk is the head of Twitter. Now officially.

Former management has left the company's headquarters, according to CNBC correspondent David Faber.

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