Dad Fails: Why You Should Never Leave Toddlers Alone With Their Fathers (33 Photos)

Being a father comes with a huge amount of responsibility, and many men take the job very seriously. Sometimes a little

too

seriously. Mothers are left having to check in periodically just to make sure a bored dad hasn't drawn fake eyebrows on the baby, strapped a watermelon helmet to their head, or done something else guaranteed to give any mom a heart attack—or a fit of giggles.







Two kiwis.





A brilliant life hack for parents of energetic toddlers.



A real dad can turn bath time into a complete circus.



Quick, easy, and hassle-free.



Hairstyle by Dad.



Little biker.



A baby can also double as a serving tray.



When Dad is so thrilled to have a son he just can't wait for him to grow up.



Proper delegation is half the battle.



She said to make sure the kids were in bed.



Dad doubling as a swing set.



The baby is calm, lively, and full of smiles. Occasionally a bit of a dictator.



Dad had a little too much fun.



Rock the baby? No problem at all!



"Don't play with your food!" Yeah, tell that to your own kids.



Dad helped get ready for costume day.



Another brilliant life hack. Don't mention it.



Sometimes playtime goes a bit too far.



This little girl is clearly not enjoying the bike ride.



Exhausted.



When you have to shovel snow but you're on dad duty.



Multitasking is an essential skill for the modern dad.



Looks like Dad has outgrown this suit.



"Making yourself right at home, huh?"



"Come along, son."



Changing diapers for the Dark Side.



"Oops, sorry—I'll clean that right up."



The terror in the baby's eyes speaks volumes.



Fun DIY construction for dads.



No, but seriously.



Hydrated the kid? Now treat yourself.



Quality time together.