Experts compiled a ranking of things that got stuck in people's orifices in 2025 (5 photos)

Doctors shared a list of objects that "accidentally" got stuck in various orifices of thrill-seekers last year. Below is the list of objects and the orifices from which they were removed.





All cases are real reports from the Consumer Product Safety Commission's database, which collects anonymous data on emergency room visits.

Penis:

— Battery;

— Candle;

— Chess piece;

— 2 glass beads;

— Pen;

— Pencil;

— Comb;

— Apple branch;

— Apple core;

— Hairpin;

— Paperclip;

— Magnets;

— Spring;

— Screw;

— Staples;

— Thermometer;

— Headphones;

— Guitar string;

— Allen key.



Vagina:

— Festive bell;

— Lighter;

— Aluminum foil;

— Cotton balls;

— Popsicle stick;

— Plastic fish;

— Gemstone;

— "Inserted two diamond rings into her vagina at a party, fearing they would be stolen";

— Latex glove;

— Bath bomb;

— Small plastic mermaid;

— Flower toy;

— "Reports that a bag of marijuana has been in her vagina for 2 days and is causing discomfort";

— Bracelet charms;

— 2 vibrators;

— Cock ring;

— 2 cock rings;

— 2 spoons;

— "I used a piece of plastic for masturbation, got scared by the wind outside and pulled a sheet over myself, causing the plastic to go deeper into my vagina and I couldn't get it out."

— A comb;

— A capsule of detergent;

— A rubber plunger nozzle;

— A bottle of beer, "was on a cruise for my honeymoon."



Rectum:

— A bottle of lubricant;

— Enema;

— Nails;

— Screws and nails;

— "Patient reports placing a baseball in his rectum to see what it felt like";

— Aerosol can;

— Dog chew toy;

— Dryer cloth;

— "Felt constipated for 2 days, removed the base from a beard trimmer, wrapped it in a plastic bag, inserted it into his rectum, and it got stuck";

— Rod;

— Hair tie;

— "Worried about a small vibrator being lodged in his rectum. His girlfriend placed it there on Friday."

— A pear;

— A plastic bottle of cleaning solution (full of liquid);

— "Reports slipping in the shower and getting a bottle of shampoo in his rectum."

— "Reports being in the shower and feeling 'missed' when he placed a bottle of shampoo in his rectum."



— A dental probe;

— A wine cork;

— Corn cob holder;

— "I was with my wife last night, drank too much, came home drunk, and my wife inserted a rubber sex toy into the patient's rectum, and was unable to remove it."

— Felt-tip pen;

— Marker;

— Toy;

— "Reports that a 7-inch dildo was inserted too deep into the rectum. Tried to remove it with pliers. The pliers also got stuck."

— Balls;

— Film case;

— Battery-powered flashlight;

— "Plastic hanger inside anus. Inserted during sexual activity. Cut off outer portion to transport to emergency room";

— Coin;

— Sandal;

— Doorknob;

— "Inserted light bulb into rectum glass side first, suction pulled the bulb in";

— Flashlight;

— Vape;

— "Possible foreign body in rectum. Reports inserting small vibrator into rectum, doesn't remember removing it, and can't find it";

— 2 pencils;

— A corn cob toy;



— "Reports that she used a butt plug a few hours ago, which broke. Her partner tried to remove the broken piece with tweezers. The tweezers are now stuck too."

— A rubber gasket;

— Uncooked pasta;

— Part of a hair trimmer;

— "Reports that she has a vibrating foreign body in her rectum. She was with her girlfriend last night and doesn't remember much."

— Glasses;

— Stone;

— Egg;

— "During intercourse with a girl, a rectangular toothbrush case was inserted into the rectum; only half was removed";

— Several sex toys;

— Cat-head vibrator;

— 45-centimeter dildo;

— 60-centimeter dildo;

— "Reports that a 15-centimeter vibrator has been in the rectum since 2:00 PM today. Doesn't remember how he inserted it."