15+ examples of botched car repairs that will make you laugh until you cry (20 photos)
"Renovation" is a word that evokes a thrill of anticipation in some and a nervous tic in others. We all dream of the perfect little home: smooth walls, stylish design, everything gleaming and running like clockwork. But sometimes... something goes wrong. Completely wrong. 
Here are 19 "masterpieces" from masters whose creativity knows no bounds and whose hands seem to grow from the most unexpected places. Get ready to laugh and be amazed by their imagination. These photos are the best proof that the phrase "I'll do it myself!" can be very dangerous. 
Nanotechnology is already here: DIY Bidet
When you really wanted to embrace high hygiene standards, but the budget only allowed a roll of tape and an old shower head. This isn't just a toilet, it's the "Aquatic Throne 3000," where the entire structure's reliability rests on a thread and duct tape.
The main thing is to remember to duck when this "upgrade" decides to fall off at the most inopportune moment. Only one question remains: which faucet is this hose connected to... hot or cold? 
Turbocharged Bicycle
"Broken bike fork? No problem, I'll weld on a couple of gears!" thought this genius. It looks powerful, impressive, and completely useless. Now it's not a bicycle, but a monument to garage engineering that definitely won't make a turn. 
The Key to All Doors
When the old door handle breaks, and the only tools you have are a wrench and... maybe some bandages and putty? This isn't just a "hand-made" project; it's a true, brutalist upgrade in the style of "garage chic." 
"Ultra All-Inclusive" Amenities
When you couldn't decide what was more important at the dacha: a toilet or a refrigerator. Thus, this ingenious two-in-one solution was born—a room for reflection with its own minibar. You walk in, grab a refreshing drink from the shelf, and settle in comfortably. Service! 
Hydra Spa
Why choose where the water comes from when it can come from everywhere? The owner of this plumbing marvel clearly decided he deserves a car-wash-quality cleaning without leaving home. The main thing is that there's enough pressure for all the shower heads, otherwise this "tropical downpour" will turn into a "tropical drip." 
Landscaping "Park-Tronic"
When I really wanted to plant a flower bed, but the only available space was in the parking lot, the owner of this miracle solved the problem radically: why just park the car when you can plant it? Now it's the greenest car in the area, not only emitting no CO2, but actively absorbing it. 
Fitness Edition Balconies
These balconies are for those who have achieved zen and can step outside without leaving their apartment. You can elegantly prop one leg up on them or set a cup of coffee down. And look how cleverly they've handled the air conditioning—they even have their own VIP boxes with wrought-iron railings. 
His Majesty's Throne
This is what happens when you're an empress at heart, but a bathroom designer in reality. This isn't just a slipcover; it's a full ball gown for your porcelain friend, with ruffles, lace, and quilted trim. The key to this quest is to remove all three layers before the real urge hits. 
When the plumber is your worst enemy
"Why buy a trap when you can build one from whatever you can find in the basement?" this craftsman decided. Here we have corrugated pipe, chrome, and scraps of PVC, all assembled into an elegant S-shaped loop. This isn't just a drain; it's the future template for the most iconic clog in the history of the house. 
Toyota Prius: "Dachnik" Edition
What happens when you cross high-tech hybrids with... an ordinary barn? You get this engineering masterpiece. Aerodynamics, of course, have left the chat, but now it's doubly the most eco-friendly car: it's a hybrid and has a natural wood body kit. Perfect for transporting seedlings. 
Quest: "Push the Plug in If You Can"
When the plumber and electrician worked different shifts and never met each other. These outlets are now the safest in the house—they're practically impossible to use. Although... wait, someone did manage to squeeze a plug between the pipe and the wall. Now that's the will to win! 
When a deadline is more important than geometry
"The column obscures the clock face? Pfft, what a trifle! Why move the clock when you can just... print the missing numbers on a printer and glue them directly to the obstacle. Now time on this wall flows according to its own special laws. Almost Salvador Dali, only in an office." 
Original Windows
That awkward moment when you asked for a "turnkey window" and got a "window-turned-upside-down" one. The workers were in such a rush that they seemed to forget about the foam, sealant, and perhaps even their conscience. Although, judging by the owner's face, she was delighted with such "craftsmanship." 
Tire Shop "Holidays Are Coming"
When you don't have the money for new tires, but you find a strategic stash of Coke in the garage. This isn't just a tire; it's a patented "sparkling" technology, not "studded." The ride will be a bit rough, but it's so invigorating! The main thing is not to shake it before driving. 
Tropical Shower "Original Plumber"
When I really wanted a trendy "tropical shower," but the only materials I had were a soldering iron and sewer pipes. This isn't just a shower, it's a brutalist loft-style art piece. One can only hope these pipes weren't previously used for their intended purpose. 
Almost there
"The plumber had only one task: to make the water flow INTO the sink, not NEXT to it. He was so close to success! But now the toilet has an automatic floor cleaning function. The main thing is to jump out of the way when you turn on the faucet." 
Open-Plan Bedroom
This is what "a bedroom with all the amenities" means, taken too literally. Why waste precious square footage on silly walls when you can just hang a curtain? This is the perfect open-plan space for those who don't like to overcomplicate things... and generally don't shy away from anything. Just remember that carpet and humidity are not best friends. 
