50 examples of fatherly humor, the kindest and most merciless (51 photos)

These fathers deserve every award and prize in the world - Oscar, Emmy, Nobel, Pulitzer, Grammy, it doesn't matter - just shower them with medals and trophies, they deserve it. After all, as long as we have them, the end of the world certainly won't happen.





1. "My son is going to school for the first time today. I did a great job of controlling my emotions"



2. When your daughter asks you to take part in a mermaid photo shoot, you can't just say no





3. "Dad recently bought a 3D printer and prepared a sample for the doctor chair"



4. "Yesterday, Dad got to hold a three-week-old goat"



5. "Today, Dad was alone in the office. He took this photo and sent it to the whole family"



6. "My friend's parents confiscated her phone, and in the morning my dad slipped this under her door"



- Hey, daughter. I hope you're behaving well. I love you

- Why aren't you answering me?

- Oh, right...

7. "My daughter just bought a house built in the late 19th century. She found this doll and threw it away, and I pulled it out of the trash: let the games begin."



8. "I was late for practice one day, and the coach made me run laps around the field. My dad was the coach. And he drove me to practice himself."



9. When you just want to play guitar, but your dad is that guy from Pink Floyd.



10. "I thought you might want to hear news from the fields."



11. "I promised my daughter I'd make her a chocolate cake if she went potty on her own. Had to do it."



12. My wife just finished a 40-week bodybuilding program. She turned out to be a 7.5-pound girl.



— This joke is the perfect example of dad humor, because it literally gave birth to a father.

— No, it gave birth to a daughter.

13.



— Cooper is digging holes in the yard again. We agreed that if you got a dog, you would be responsible for its upbringing!

— Dad, I'm sorry! How bad is it??

— And I had to leave class for this.

14. "My parents just got the Internet, and my dad is already showing videos to the neighbors."



15. "Dad just figured out how to use the front camera. Here's his first photo."



16. "Today I put on my dad's uniform and set out on the path to fatherhood! My wife wouldn't let me buy her "dad sneakers" so I had to borrow them from my dad"



17. "My sister wet her pants while she was at kindergarten, and this is what dad looked like when he came to pick her up so she wouldn't be so sad and embarrassed"



18. "My wife didn't want our newborn to be on social media and asked me to cover his face. I think it's clear that she won't ask me anymore"



19. "My firstborn son has jaundice and is being treated with light therapy. As an artist, I did everything I could to make sure the nurses knew what emotions were hiding behind the mask."



20. "A year ago, I started my own trucking company. I told my son that I would pay him for the days he worked with me. Found him sleeping on duty, do you think he should be paid?"



21. "Dad just bought a cemetery plot and is now testing it out."



22. "Dad really wanted to take a nice picture with a waterfall in Yosemite in the background"



23. "My son was shocked when he saw me in a wig"



24. "I told my dad that I bought Risk and wanted to play it with him. He said he'd never played it. When I came to him, he was sitting there with printed maps and battle strategies."



25. "My dad warned me that I would have a hard time recognizing him at the airport because he had changed so much after he lost weight."



26. "Sometimes the lining comes out of my daughter's bra when she's washing it. Sometimes I use it to make my dog ​​look Jewish."



27. "Dad was really proud of the fitlof he made for Halloween."



28. "Back to the day Mom forgot to make a page for my high school yearbook and asked Dad to do it."



You've been like a son to us since you were born. It seems like just yesterday we brought you home from the hospital. At least you're house-trained now, and you can eat solid food. As you've gotten older, your penchant for puns has taken hold, and our love for you has waned. While you're no longer our number one, at least you're one of our top four favorites. By the time you read this, your suitcases will be outside the door, so it's time to pack them up and be cared for by someone else. Love, Mom and Dad. P.S. We're moving, so don't try to find us.

29. "Today was the first time I was alone with my son"



30. The father was warned that his toast should fit on one page



31. "My brother brought homework from school for his parents. "Dad didn't like it"



What is your child's name?

Easton

What are his interests and hobbies?

Baseball

How does your child feel about math, and how has their relationship been over the past few years?

He was once bitten by a math problem. But he got over it.

How would you describe your child's personality?

Energetic and frantic.

How does your child cope with schoolwork?

He's "finishing" her off.

Would you rather call your child independent, or does he need help with his studies?

He's smarter than all of us. Put together.

Blink three times if you need backup.

What are your goals for your child?

It would be nice if he moved out before he turns 30. His mother and I could use some privacy, if you know what I mean.

Any other thoughts you'd like to share:

His mother is temporarily away. She usually does the housework for her parents.

32. "I'm a terrible father"



33. "I'm the dad who paid $39.35 at the hospital to hold my son. Here's my son in his new favorite shirt"



34. "My 2-year-old has a night light for inspirational quotes. My wife hasn't noticed yet."



We're heading out at dawn, bitches!

35. "Stopped by my son's Zoom class — revenge for all the times he interrupted my work calls."



36. "Missed graduation when I ended up in the ER with aerosinusitis. Here's my dad handing me my insurance papers, pretending to hand me my diploma."



37. “Father didn’t tell us how to live. He showed us"



38. "Dad regularly sends my dog ​​money and gift certificates"



"For chicken nuggets"

39. Father waited 28 years to return the dog he gave his son postcard



Hey, listen up everyone! He's 42! Of course...

(right) …we won't draw attention to it, will we?

(left) What goes around comes around - if you wait.

40. "I asked my husband how long the table was. This is what I got"



41. "Dad put up a new curtain in the bathroom, and I don't even know how to feel about it"



42. "Meeting my daughter in airport"



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43. "Playing PS1 and Dad Teases Me to Pieces"



44. "Dad Said He Found Cute Pictures of Me as a Child and Handed This to Me"



5. "Dad Thinks He's funny"



Name on the label: "Not your father's root beer"

Sticker: "Contrary to what the label says, this is actually your father's root beer"

46. "My dad never misses an opportunity to fart when we take a family photo"



47. "I recently became a father and put on the "uniform" of hospital"



48. "Dad said he fixed the hole in the stool so well that you can't even tell."



49. "I recently became a father. The first thing I prepared was a "dad outfit" for the trip home"



50. "Visited my parents. Dad's socks"