When roleplayers are at the crime scene

A lot of people make fun of roleplayers. Like, what's up? Adult men dress up as elves, knights, gnomes and magicians, and then disappear for days on end somewhere in the forest, playing their epic adventures. And by the way, this is a subculture for real brave men. The heroes of this report found a decapitated body. None of them were confused or scared. They tried light and dark magic, but, alas... to no avail.