russian invasion of Ukraine. Chronicle for March 25-26

Category: Summary, PEGI 16
27 March 2023

In the early hours of February 24, 2022, Russia launched rocket attacks on Ukrainian territory and launched a direct full-scale invasion. APU repulse the enemy


- The ranks of the occupiers have thinned today by 720 asvabadites

Among the identified officers:

▪️ Lieutenant Colonel Viktor Nuzhnik did not have time to sew new shoulder straps on his tunic;

▪️Head of the Surgical Department of the Main Military Clinical Hospital. N.N. Burdenko medical lieutenant colonel Denis Kirillov (self-liquidation);

▪️Captain Sergei Grigorovsky;

▪️Captain Vitaly Volkov;

▪️Lieutenant Yegor Kupriyanov;

▪️Lieutenant Saiman Israfilov;

In total, since the beginning of the invasion of Ukraine, the losses of the Russian Federation have reached 169,890 rashists


- Buryatia pensioners gave the army of the Russian Federation their broken Soviet GAZik

▪️50-year-old GAZ-69 will go to fight in Ukraine from the Dzhidinsky district. If it can be fixed… because this model was produced from 1952 to 1973 😆

In 2030, a documentary “Coming to Ukraine. Steal the washer. Die". And this is the 2nd army of the world! Kyiv in 3 days!


- Russian actress Maria Shukshina said that the HIMARS system hits the coordinates of those vaccinated by Sputnik

▪️Just a quote: “What began in 2020 was the beginning of the American infectious-military special operation. First, a certain virus is invented, then a vaccine is developed for it, which does not help in any way, except for leaving a chip with coordinates for the satellite. And then American weapons are aimed at this satellite,” Shukshina said.

Who leaked the FSB conclusions from the secret report to Putin to her?


- The Kremlin is preparing the Russians for the loss of the initiative of the Russian army and the beginning of the counteroffensive of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, — ISW.

Analysts note (https://www.understandingwar.org/backgrounder/russian-offensive-campaign-assessment-march-24-2023) that Deputy Chairman of the Security Council of the Russian Federation Dimon Medvedev said on March 24 that the General Staff knew about preparation of Kiev for offensive actions and consider their decisions and responses to prepare for the counter-offensive of Ukraine.

Dima also said that the Ukrainians are spreading disinformation about plans to attack the Belgorod region.


- We can't launch a counteroffensive just yet, — Vladimir Zelensky in an interview with Yomiuri.

He explained this by the fact that the country is waiting for the supply of tanks, artillery and American multiple launch rocket systems.

https://www.yomiuri.co.jp/world/20230325-OYT1T50112/2/


- Convicts have collected Rolton and toilet paper for Russian murderers.

Everything that rashists deserve.


- Xi Jinping refuses to talk not only with Zelensky, but also with Biden, — Reuters.

US officials ask (https://www.reuters.com/world/little-room-maneuver-us-china-ties-slide-further-2023-03-24/) how to reset relations with China which are deteriorating rapidly.

Anthony Blinken's visit to China, which was previously postponed due to the incident with balloons, is also questionable. US representatives are now in Beijing and are trying to "lay the foundation" for this visit.


- VAKS found the people's deputy-"servant" guilty of concealing property for 4.4 million, but there will be no punishment.

Anna Kolesnyk did not declare (https://t.me/sap_gov_ua/1254) her apartments and cars, for which she was fined UAH 44,200. However, the court released the people's deputy from the "Servant of the People" from punishment, since the statute of limitations for the offense had already expired.


- Putin will hold on to power to the last, despite the failure in the war, — foreign affairs.

Russia will definitely not be able to defeat the Ukrainians, and after the defeat (https://www.foreignaffairs.com/ukraine/putins-forever-war), on average, half of the dictators, according to the results of the last tenyears, lose power. But while the war continues, Putin is safer than even in peacetime.

Putin is well aware of this, so he is doing everything to drag out the war as long as possible.


- The EU has lost its appetite for new sanctions against Russia — Prime Minister of Poland Morawiecki.

Morawiecki noted (https://www.rmf24.pl/fakty/polska/news-morawiecki-w-rmf-fm-w-ue-jest-mniejsza-ochota-na-kolejny-pak,nId,6675954 #crp_state=1) that Warsaw is constantly showing the EU ways to circumvent sanctions by initiating new packages. He expressed hope that in the near future the topic of sanctions will return to the negotiating table in the European Union.


- In Bakhmut, about 10 thousand people have been brought to the brink of existence, — Red Cross.

"About 10,000 Ukrainian civilians cling (https://edition.cnn.com/europe/live-news/russia-ukraine-war-news-03-25-23/h_6fc158a17f51270b0d42f942a07e1bae) to life in Bakhmut. They live in very terrible conditions, spending almost whole days under intense shelling in shelters", — said Red Cross spokesman Umar Khan.


- The EU will start negotiations on Ukraine's accession to the union in June, — Serbian President Vučić.

He added that such a decision would be supported by the United States, which is creating its bloc in Brussels.


- Alaska — It's Russia.

Dumb-headed inhabitants of swamps obviously have problems with geography


- Ukraine sent the sixth vessel as part of the Grain From Ukraine humanitarian program.

The bulk carrier Negmar Cicek left the port of Chornomorsk to deliver 30,000 tons of wheat to Yemen.


- Ani Lorak tries to sit on two chairs.

The singer commented on her position in the “conflict between Ukraine and Russia”, as well as her “providing military assistance to the Armed Forces of Ukraine”, in which the mayor of Krasnodar accused her, canceling her concert in the city.



Ani Lorak goes on a tour of Russia.

Make a career in Ukraine, shout about love for her, but:

➡️ move to Russia and start screaming about love now to rashka (for money);

➡️ do not leave Russia in protest;

➡️ do not express your position on the war;

➡️ organize a tour of Russia.


- The Afghan prophet said that by 2025 Russia will deal with economic difficulties, — People's Deputy Elizaveta Bogutskaya.

You have never seen such nonsense.


- Avdiivka in the Donetsk region is being destroyed by rashists.

Destroyed buildings, hungry animals, fresh earth scattered through the streets, smoking tin pipes sticking out of the basements of high-rise buildings, and people who do not lose hope.


- 50,000 officials will be required to restore power in the Crimea, — Permanent Representative of the President in Crimea Tamila Tasheva.

She also added (https://www.rbc.ua/ukr/news/deokupatsiyi-ta-vidnovlennya-vladi-krimu-1679844318.html) that after the de-occupation, a number of issues will need to be resolved, in particular, the issue of ownership of housing acquired by Russiansduring the occupation of the peninsula.


- Another anniversary of the asvabadites: 170 thousand successfully left "for demobilization"

Among the identified:

▪️Militia Senior Lieutenant Ilshat Kasimov;

▪️ Lieutenant Mobik Kirill Kislyar (Sevastopol)

On this day, the Armed Forces of Ukraine destroyed 660 occupiers


- Revenge for the Ilovai cauldron: AFU destroyed a Russian commander who despicably attacked a humanitarian corridor in 2014

▪️Dmytro Lissitzky, commander of the battalion tactical group of the 247th regiment, it was he who organized the execution of Ukrainian units that were leaving the encirclement in Ilovaisk unarmed, by mutual agreement on August 29, 2014. By the way, the 247th Regiment of the RF Armed Forces is now getting just an enchanting time @ bingo at the front, and without a commander, things will go you understand how

▪️Prehistory. Ilovaisky boiler. On the night of August 28-29, 2014, Putin called on the "militia forces" to open a humanitarian corridor for the Ukrainian military, who were completely surrounded in Ilovaisk. On the morning of August 29, Ukrainian fighters began to leave the city along the route agreed with the Russian Federation. Further — Russian troops opened fire, shooting everyone. Then 366 Ukrainian soldiers died, about 450 — wounded, 300 were captured, 18 are still considered missing.

There is only one conclusion: with everyone who came here to kill, it will be the same. It does not matter, instantly, or after 9 years. Will


- How do you like the conversation between Joseph Prigogine and Farhad Akhmedov?

Recording of a leaked telephone conversation between Russian producer Iosif Prigogine and former senator Farkhad Akhmedov is genuine, Important Stories reports. with reference to a source in the special services. According to these data, "the leadership of the FSB held a meeting and ordered subordinates to take action"

- I.P. “Igor Ivanovich, Sergey Viktorovich and Zolotov have teamed up and blame Shoigu for everything. They call him a dumbass behind his back. They have the task of demolishing him, they are waiting for a “cumulative moment.”

F.A. "The question is, what will happen after them? The Kadyrovtsy, Prigozhinites will go, damn it, on the one hand, there will be guardsmen. There will be the Makhnovshchina, damn it. They will wave daggers there, sledgehammers."

I.P. "We'll be fucked off, damn it. We have no options, damn it. Even if he [Putin] fucks off and presses the button, damn it, the whole nation has no fucking future in this scenario. He fucked us all in the mouth, damn it."

F.A. "It's a long time, unfortunately. He won't go back, he can't go forward. He'll be like this. There's a squabble. These are cockroaches, damn it, in a glass, they are already nibbling each other. They will group there. They will destroy one, then they will devour, cling to the throat. They will drown each other. Because they are drowning. They understand that everything is already. The kick-ass has come already. Everything. "

F.A. “He [Putin] is not a helmsman, he didn’t steer, he always said what they wrote to him, he flew back and forth, they created a hero out of him. And in such situations, he turned out to be who he is now. And his whole team is like that ".

F.A. "He [Putin] is a dummy, damn it. Both this one and the second [Medvedev] are notorious. Lilliputians, damn it. Undergrown, notorious, damn it. They hate them, everyone hates them, damn it."

F.A. "He [Putin] will not remove anyone. He does not have such principles. He is the commander-in-chief, he is responsible for everything. He understands that changing Shoigu is a piece of cake, it will not change anything at all."

Taken from the channel Be or.


- And what is the meaning of this action?


- Word cloud from the dialogue between Prigogine and Akhmedov (thanks to Mediazona for deciphering)


- And then they are surprised that the whole world suddenly hates them


- Carbon. Russia is a cancerous tumor that rushes through a healthy body and spoils everything


- Putin brought Russian football to a new level. It seems to me that the Russian national team is finally in its place


- An example of manipulation from Sharia.


- Pending re-preservation…


- And the welder Pupkin said that he "for this salary" and how he cooked one and a half towers a month, so be it.


- An experienced NATO instructor Orlando Bloom arrived in Ukraine


- Their manners


- What kind of parents? For whom did you have children? Isn't it for the state?


- An old British poster from the Soviet-Finnish war of 1939 is still relevant


- The next wave of reinforcements of the Russian army is being prepared


- Ukraine is popular!

There will always be an Asian who will do something better than you.


- Russian state and private enterprises began to collect military tickets of employees under the pretext of "booking" and «data reconciliation». In some cases, mobilization instructions are pasted into the document

In Bashkortostan, according to Nestka, one of the employees of a subsidiary of Gazprom as a result of "reconciliation of data" a mobilization order was pasted into the military ID. It obliges to appear at the military registration and enlistment office, without waiting for the summons.

The fact that the personnel department requires to bring a military ID to make a reservation was also told by an employee of the Moscow raw materials company. According to him, in response to the refusal, the man was threatened with dismissal.

A similar story was told by "Layout" a teacher in one of the Moscow schools, from whom the personnel department demanded to bring a military ID for "reconciliation and booking."

“This is incomprehensible to me, because I do not fit the criteria for mobilization. What kind of armor are we talking about, why hand over the soldier. A colleague from another school was taken away on March 9, they are still processing it, — the interlocutor said.

Similar cases were reported by employees of other companies, housing and communal services and repair of electric trains.

The head of the human rights organization "Conscript's School" Aleksey Tabalov confirmed that they had received similar appeals, including about pasting mobilization orders into military tickets. The human rights activist advises to ignore such instructions.

“There is no point in walking according to the prescription. By law, it must be issued well in advance of mobilization. In the event of an announcement, a citizen independently goes to the gathering place. DO NOT GO ANYWHERE NOW. I consider this nonsense. What is the point of handing them over now, if the mobilization has already been announced?


- Good news about BI-2 from Twitter


- Writer Timothy Snyder published a photo of a soldier of the Armed Forces of Ukraine - Alexander Shirshin in the trenches with his book. He then wrote that "the highest honor of an author is the reader." They managed to meet and take a joint selfie.


- We will have revenge on Netflix!


- You can take a quilted jacket out of a fascist country, but you can't take fascism out of a quilted jacket


- The Moscow government was given the task of finding 27,000 contract soldiers for the war. While the soldiers are supposed to be recruited voluntarily, however, the city hall is convinced that if this task fails, a second wave of mobilization will come.

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