A post of real hands-on or how one person got their repairs done (42 photos)

20 February 2017

A story in two parts about how a certain team of craftsmen made repairs for two elderly people. I posted it here so that you can compare, if you wish, how you can do it if you are a master and how they do it, calling themselves one.

There are renovations in high-tech style. It happens in the Renaissance style. It can be in the style of "chalet", 60s, loft.

Denis assures that there are repairs in the style of “Shit and smear” (not to be confused with jam shooting, this is a purely Russian style of repair).

In general, judge for yourself what happened:

This is a doorbell, if anything. Yes, he hangs like that

My eyes widen - and here is horror and there is horror. There's a bell on the left. On the right is this ikebana. Below there is a forgotten carnation.

All sockets are of this type. Damn, I even agree to accept it as a fact to attach this on top under the wires. But why not at least close it from above?

Notice how the top is conceptually cut off.

The color of the stain for the doors, slightly darker than the walls, suddenly turned out to be like this. Why this could not be immediately understood by checking on one door, I don’t understand in my heart. But God bless the color... The joints.

Please note - this angle is good. No, hands out of your ass! They also tried this:

And immediately a test goes to my head.

And no, it's not in one place.

If anything, the wooden floor is in a room without renovation, for the future, so to speak.

Kitchen. Traces of stain on the ceiling - that's the style. Pay attention to the amount of silicone under the baguette.

Again a trash outlet. On the bottom left, that's not a shadow, that's a sexy cutout. Why couldn’t a false socket be attached over the hole?!

More branded joints. What is typical is that there is not a single normal joint in the entire apartment. I don’t understand, if they can’t put two pieces of casing together, how do they insert it into women at night?

It’s also great, there’s a flirtatious carnation sticking out from around the corner. Hammer marks add brutality and a hand-made feel.

Okay, let's go to pieces. This is a radiator in the kitchen that goes into the ceiling.

We need more outlets! Well ok, no problem.

Another pipe. I don’t even know who is cooler, this one or the previous one?

No, they definitely did a particularly good job at the joints:

Well, it's just a song:

This is bullshit though. This is cooler:

This is the ceiling. Overall plan

Closer.

Well say it. I know you want this:

Let's move on to water procedures. This is the threshold for the bath:

This is a faucet. And this is still good! It is perfectly!

And this... well, this is it, yes.

This is the ceiling in the bathroom.

And a pipe, yes. The pipe was painted, it seemed like it was even free and a bonus.

If you thought a toilet threshold was prettier, I have bad news for you:

The toilet has a mini cupboard for tools. This is his door. For some reason I remember the cartoon Aladdin with a single voice acting. “And your beard, it’s so... crooked.”

Another door element:

According to rumors, a special person worked on the doors. The word “cabinet maker” flashed through the conversation. I have never met a living cabinetmaker in my life. But now I will know that if the door has knots and some small holes, then this is definitely the work of a cabinetmaker: