1. It can be considered a plus that the husky eats little. But that’s not the case, he eats little from his bowl, the rest he eats in the nearest pile of garbage while walking.
2. The husky walks calmly next to its owner on a leash. Until he sees a cat, another dog, a new bush (and an old bush), a pigeon, a flying bag, a pile of garbage. At this moment, let go of the leash and let him run. We will also need shoulder and elbow joints.
3. Husky is kind. Kind to everyone, no exceptions. Counting on him to protect you from gopniks on the street is stupid and pointless. You can ask the bully to hold the leash and immediately run. He doesn’t know point number 2. He won’t have time to let go of the rope from his hands, and his shoulder will be dislocated. An adult strong male takes off like a ’69 Dodge charger.
4. Husky is a hunter. Personally, mine mercilessly killed two kittens, one and a half goats (I didn’t seem to finish off one, but I paid for two), and one chicken. And I don’t count small things like all kinds of rodents at all.
5. Wool is a seasoning for every dish on your table. She's everywhere. It seems that the dog shaves at night while everyone is sleeping. Clean every day, twice a day, all to no avail, the dog will pick up more.
6. Shoes. Shoes will always be hidden. At first, guests who come to your home will leave wearing one shoe until they get used to hiding it. Don't expect to get slippers in my house. No, I'm not greedy, they were just eaten a long time ago.
7. Huskies don't bark. This is true. They don't bark, they howl. Sometimes singing along with various singing cowards on the telly. But believe me, the first time he howls is in the middle of the night while everyone is sleeping. And he will do it with soul, like the most natural wolf. I am sure you will put aside enough bricks to build new twin towers in New York.
8. Huskies have design skills. Mine began renovations in the hallway and kitchen, stripping the wallpaper while he was getting it. Naturally, I finished it. Loves rearranging all the furniture that he can move (kitchen table, chairs, small bedside tables). 9. Husky chews everything, not just shoes. She loves to unwind balls of thread, run away from you with your new jeans, and tear your friends' tights. Trying to fight this, I brought him different toys. Rubber balls are killed in two or three days, a tennis ball is eaten by the jaws of an adult dog in a day. Beef bones save the day, they last longer.
10. Speaking of bones. Huskies are very thrifty. Rest assured, in every corner of the house, and also neatly wrapped in your duvet cover, there will be the gnawed remains of the poor cow lying around. Don’t try to collect them all (it won’t work, he knows more secret corners in your house) to take them to him in a bowl, the dog will put them back the way they were anyway.
11. Forget about sleeping in the morning. The dog needs a walk. He doesn’t care that it’s a snowstorm outside and minus thirty, he even has furry ears. Same thing in the evening. Everyone knows that these are sled dogs, that’s why they love to run. Got yourself a husky? You will love to run.
12. Did you oversleep during your walk? It's my own fault. But for such cases, save a larger scoop in the pantry, because the dog will not torture its body. And the dog is big, which means he goes to the toilet like a big dog.
13. The most epic fucking happens in early spring and late autumn. Husky remembers his relationship (not proven by scientists, but I’m sure) with a pig. Puddle is your best friend. And with a dead, decomposed cat, we’ve been together since first grade. You definitely need to cuddle with him to bring home the aroma of fresh, rotten, decomposed flesh.
14. Are you going to carry your dog in the car? Congratulations, they hate you at car washes and charge you double for the interior vacuum cleaner.
15. I don’t know if this is the last one or something else I’ll come up with, but in case you already have a cat living in your house, don’t worry. Most likely, they will get along and the dog will not kill his cat (which I cannot promise to my neighbor’s). Just be sure to free up a high place for the cat, where the husky cannot reach. From now on, the cat eats on the windowsill, under the supervision and protection of the owner, and sleeps on the refrigerator. Although mine has recently believed in itself, and even drinks from his bowl.
16. Husky is the biggest beggar in the world. Have you seen gypsies at the market? So, they learned from the huskies. The cat from “Shrek” also learned acting from the husky. If you get used to his puppy-like look, then your relatives and friends are ready to give him the last crust of bread in a hungry year. After all, “he’s asking.”
17. Huskies are very selective in food. Rather, they are very strange in their choice of food. The fresh cucumber in his bowl is equal to a piece of concrete that drunk workers from a nearby construction site put there. Husky is smart and knows that you can't eat concrete. The same cucumber that the owner holds in his hands is equal to a medium-rare marbled beef steak. Husky is smart and knows that such a steak can be eaten.
18. Thief and husky are synonymous words. Left the sandwich on the table and went out to get the phone? Come and make yourself a new one. Did you pour dumplings into boiling water and drop one on the floor? Don't even try to find him. By the way, this is a little plus, you don’t have to bend over to pick up food that has fallen on the floor. From experience I can say that it is very convenient when you drop an egg on the floor or spill sour cream.
19. In addition to being an interior designer, Husky is also a landscape designer. The design of your yard will become very unique, no flowers, no small trees and shrubs. But there are a lot of holes. You will definitely step in one of them and sprain your foot.
20. Husky is smart. Very smart. But very cunning. Able to carry out any commands, from sit/lie down to somersaulting backwards over your head. But only if you have a tasty treat in your hands, and he understands that it is for him. If not, you can sit/lie down yourself. By the way, for a fresh chicken cutlet, I can tell you Newton’s second law.
