What happens when you're the first one to pass out at a party (17 photos)
The cardinal rule for anyone planning to party hard: never, under any circumstances, be the first person to pass out. It never ends well for you. Drunk people are ruthless—and sober ones are even worse, because they're bored and mess with everyone else just to entertain themselves. Don't wait until it happens to you; learn from these poor souls instead! 
Whoever did this clearly takes their craft very seriously. 
You have to wonder if he woke up when they all came crashing down... 
"Autobots, transform!" 
Careful, don't spill the beer! 
We don't know about you, but those eyes are genuinely terrifying. 
When they graduate from drawing dicks to drawing marine life...
Pure cruelty! 
How on earth did he manage to sleep through this?! 
The human burrito. 
This feat requires serious practice... from everyone involved. 
The silver marker really adds a touch of class. 
"We thought he looked cold, so we decided to cover him with whatever we could find." 
Warning! Those are NOT wings! 
Even if you passed out in a less-than-graceful pose, a little body art can fix anything! 
Rest in peace. Bet he smelled like a brewery the next morning. 
We only have one question: why?! 
That awkward moment when you realize just how sticky lollipops actually are.
