35 unsuccessful children's toys that are scary to look at (36 photos)

It seems that some toy manufacturers chose this profession not to please children, but to permanently damage their psyche. How else to explain these strange, ugly, and in some places downright creepy masterpieces? And the main question: how can I sleep at night now?





1. “My wife offered to show me the creepiest doll in her collection. Life didn’t prepare me for this.”



2. Broke your leg? No problem, the doctor has a gun for this case!





3. "Someone poisoned the water in the well!"



4. “I bought the already creepy Garfield toy, but then they brought it in vacuum packaging, and my God...”



5. Couldn't they have chosen a better location for the valve?



6. Meanwhile, somewhere in Australia



7. “I went into a toy store and saw this...”



8. Oh, those unattainable beauty standards.



9. "Pikachu? I haven't heard that name in years."



10. “Found a creepy teddy bear in the children’s department.”



11. A very controversial design for a toy that shoots balls



12. “Yes, this will definitely help my child learn how to take care of his teeth instead of scaring him half to death.”



13. Ducks that swim belly up



14. And what a satisfied man!



15. Chickapoo, I choose you!



16. The little engine that saw some...



17. This attraction must be rated 18+



18. Anatomy of a bear cub



19. Happy Meal toy



20. What do you get when you cross Baby Yoda with a blob fish?



21. Chinese LEGO never disappoints



22. “I was looking for a new dog toy at the pet store and just... what?”



23. Toothbrush in the shape of a pistol. The trigger even clicks when pressed



24. “The Lord of the Rings Bilbo Baggins toy looks like a drug addict.”



25. "Found this monkey in the attic"



26. What happens if you wet a toy that expands in water only halfway?



27. So many questions and not a single answer



28. Vintage clowns



29. Detective Pikachonk



30. “When my family and I play cards, we let this toy Gollum hold the money.”



31. Toy ambulance with the inscription "Meat"



32. "Stumbled across this at the toy store."



33. He saw either a ghost or a doll from the first photo



34. Teenage Mutant Ninja Troll Turtles



35. What are you looking at, someone call this cowboy an exorcist already!