Goodbye, last nerve cells... 
1. “I came across a thread at night, tomorrow I have an interview” 
2. When you don’t care about others 
3. "Every time my girlfriend gets drunk" 
4. "Pedestrian path" in Germany 
5. They didn’t skimp on packaging 
6. Grandma was discharged from the hospital, but the neck brace was put on incorrectly 
7. "My husband thought it was a toy" 
And a row counter for knitting.
8. Water heater can't cope with -50C weather 
9. “10-year-old son broke a window while playing ping pong.” 
10. “My nephew saw me entering the password on my WORK phone and downloaded games for himself.” 
11. “I ordered a “tool” from an online store, only the ruler was correct” 
12. “I had to get into the car through the passenger door.” 
13. “I ordered a framed photo of us for a girl. But they sent us someone else’s photo.” 
14. “My roommate accidentally melted the microwave lid in my favorite cast iron skillet.” 
15. "Neighbor's New Clock" 
16. And is this genuine leather? 
17. Toilet in the dorm 
18. Mirror in the hotel 
19. Intrusive advertising 
20. Is this normal? 
21. The package of frozen vegetables listed corn, carrots, peas and broccoli. Here are the contents of the package 
22. "Please put the delivery in this box. Thank you. Have a nice day." 
23. New credit card security code 
24. "I was squeezed" 
25. Everyone at work has their own toilet paper 
26. Olive oil mixture 
95% rapeseed oil and only 5% olive oil.
27. New neighbors 
28. Saturday. Hypermarket. One cart left. Maybe it's better to run away? 
29. Your roommate always pays rent in $1 bills. 













