Cuban girls (56 photos)
There are a lot of different ones, both cool and not so great! Let's see!
The most important attraction of Cuba.
A lot of.
They are beautiful and different.
And the stern man eats a popsicle!
Attention girls: the next post will be about Cuban guys!
Beautiful and sad dancers in clubs.
Beautiful cleaning ladies.
Composition of the female population:
40% beautiful blacks (descendants of slaves)
40% beautiful mulattoes (mixed),
20% are relatively white (descendants of the Spaniards and other colonial machine operators)
Cubans are very athletic.
And almost everyone has beautiful thin legs.
Barbie with Barbie. I thought children didn’t have such long legs.
Even if they are not thin everywhere - the ankles are fire!
We have such a girl, she would be like an elephant.
A. Any foreigner who flies to Cuba turns into Brad Pitt.
b. Belly, stupidity, ugliness - none of this is important to the Cuban Girl, she admires you.
c. Fucking a foreigner is the favorite evening entertainment of a Cuban Girl.
d. Cuban Girl gives herself even for a lighter.
When I was on the plane, I thought that these were myths invented by office nerds,
who got their hands on free mulatto girls.
Everything is even worse. You don’t have to give the lighter back later.
But it's not that fun.
Loose and dead daddies from Canada, Germany, Italy flock here for affordable beauties.
Back in Bavaria, he wouldn’t even be given a rubber woman - but here he has a 16-year-old supermodel.
There is one more minus.
Assignment for men: Imagine a blonde in a short skirt in a Turkish bazaar.
Now imagine that this blonde is you.
This is how a normal man feels in Cuba.
- Hey, look, you assholes!
- Psst-psst! (characteristic sound, instead of our “Hey!”)
- Foki-foki? A? (from English fuck)
At first I like it.
But when you, tired from an evening 300 km drive, are grabbed by the balls, you start to think.
Yes, there a girl can touch you hard between your legs.
They are not interested in you. And they don't particularly need eggs.
They need money. It's banal and unpleasant.
Sometimes they are persecuted. The girl on the right walked in the completely opposite direction, and 5 minutes later she got on the bus with us. And she came out with us. And she kept touching me with her shoulder.
This is especially noticeable in provincial cities. And this is NOT CURIOSITY.
In poor India, too, everyone wants to take a photo with you. Especially in the village where you are the first white monkey this year. But only those who are “at work” beg. In Cuba, 9 out of 10 contacts end with a commercial offer.
Came to visit - buy a burnt cigar. If you pick an orange, give me a peso. If you took a photo, give me a peso.
You are a foreigner - you must give pesos. There will be an excuse.
I’m generally silent about getting laid. And they say - we are not prostitutes, give me 50 pesos.
In my country this is not possible, even in the poorest village.
Ask for money for a picked apple?
And offering money is generally an insult.
Why after all this there are real prostitutes, I don’t understand.
- Senor! You can’t take photos for this, it costs 1 peso!
- ?
- Sex is included in the price.
But very curious.
- Foki-Foki! I have a girlfriend!
- But I’m not like that, I’m waiting for the tram.
The police patrol this whole thing only in Havana.
If long-legged beauties don’t come up to you and invite you to the club, it’s not you who is scary, but the police are nearby.
If a girl is noticed in relations with a foreigner, she will be killed along the Komsomol line.
And they won’t let you into the club without a foreigner.
The degree of wealth of a Cuban woman is determined by the amount of gold on both hands.
Here it is, quite rich:
On the plane, next to me, there was a lady in a dirty shirt and with 3 (three) gold watches on her hands.
And the bracelets reached to the elbow.
For men it’s the same, but on the neck.
Using this example, you can see how much gold is needed so that the boy is not ashamed of him.
Neck and fingers!
Ah-ah-ah! Neck and fingers crossed and pressed to the chest!!! She walked the whole street like that.
Cuban hit - an umbrella with a naked woman. Sold everywhere.
Try walking with this in February in our climate.
Cubans wear open-faced cakes.
So that everyone can see how good the cake is and understand that the person is going to a party.
To start communicating with Cubans (and with Cubans too, but why, when there are so many Cubans around!?)
I need to learn one and a half words. The first word is bueno.
Bueno = good, like, agree, will, exactly, nivapros, understood, cheap, tasty, beautiful, yeah, believe, etc.
After we have learned the first word, we add “But” to it.
But bueno = bad, I don’t like it, I won’t, expensive, I’m a fool myself, no, ugly, sell it to other suckers, etc.
A word and a half - and you are no longer a complete idiot pointing your fingers and moving your lips helplessly.
Bueno!
But bueno!
The following important design for the traveler by car:
Donde este Auana? (Where is, like, Havana?)
If you ask for directions without knowing this construction, it will be like this:
You stop near a beautiful girl and ask:
- Havana? - And you point your finger into the distance.
The girl smiles, looks at you tenderly, adjusts her skirt and gets into the car.
And you did not expect such a turn of events.
- Auana! - and her face beams with joy.
The girl decided that two rich guys would take her to Havana to have fun.
And I repeat, you did not expect such a turn. And on her face there is already resentment and suspicion.
That Aouana will not be there. That she will have to get out and stupidly show you to get out.
Recto is not a big deal. It's straight forward.
Cuba is the land of ice cream. 7 servings is the evening norm for a slender girl.
Dress code.
Mandatory school skirts (right), some girls replace them with shorts with padding on the back and front.
Looks like a skirt - but is comfortable like shorts.
Young Cubans do not always have warm clothes.
When it was 17 degrees, Havana was empty.
The basis of the wardrobe consists of T-shirts, shorts and skirts.
It's quite strange, but almost all Cubans wear bras. Unclear.
Well, almost everything.
a very fashionable feature - painted jeans
Fishnet tights mean that a woman has an important government job.
A must-have item for saleswomen, bank employees, etc. I'm not kidding.
Serious women wear long skirts.
Cubans know they are beautiful. A shy Cuban woman is like a gay paratrooper. It happens, but it's strange.
Even if you wear curlers, it’s all the same, karaleva!
Which girl is the most beautiful according to the parking lot guard and his young friend?
That's right, in a light green T-shirt!
A rare but respected Cuban figure:
In Cuba, such girls have no complexes.
They are truly considered mega-beauties and are happy to show themselves off.
These guys are about to pee on the street, so they look disapprovingly
Girl's secrets
There's always a fiesta in Cuba. Street theater on stilts. In Havana, he patrols the central streets.
Igogo.
Night distribution of kittens.
At the port, a lady in a T-shirt and no panties approached us and offered to treat her to moito.
To be convincing, I sat down on a chair and repeated Sharon Stone’s number in “Basic Instinct.”
The most important doll in my ranking.
By the way, “moito” instead of “mojito” is correct. In the provinces, people are generally too lazy to pronounce consonants.
Concise Cuban-Spanish dictionary:
"atapita" - autopista
"auana" - Havana
"oooh" - Cuba
Cuban children.
Manicure! (a rare thing even for grown girls)
Children's dance school in Havana.
Of course there are princesses.
But most of the children are ordinary, only dark-skinned.
I expected more. Indian children are more beautiful and interesting.
But Cubans get prettier with age, while Indian women deteriorate.
- Grandfather, a couple more, and that’s it!
- The money is over!
Future dancer.
Thinker.
Cuba is a pedophile's dream. (by law you can from 14)
Tourist witch with a shovel-shaft cigar. You can only take pictures from a distance, otherwise you will need pesos. It’s kind of boring not to give the witch money.
Half of the women, if you meet their gaze, stick out their tongue.
Knickers! Under the school uniform! Fire!
Blackbird. (the black lattice forms the tail, like a peacock)
Paka!
