“I didn’t read it, but I condemn it.” That's what pets would say after reading classics. Know how to read and speak, of course. But since nature did not endow them with such abilities, then indignation, contempt, condemnation and other discontent they express stern facial expression and no less stern look. 
And usually the culprit of such severity is on the other side of the lens.
1. Verdict: Guilty! 
2. What do you understand in a shiny coat 
3. You say aliens stole the sausage from the refrigerator? 
4. Your explanations about the need to go on a diet are completely unconvincing. 
5. Are you tired and the walk is cancelled? 
6. I'm too smart to believe your incomprehensible explanations. 
7. Of course, you treated me to a delicious treat, but you did it without due respect. 
8. I'm not a kitten to listen to your excuses. 
9. King. Maybe just Your Majesty 
10. Let's go back home, and I will wind this pathetic string around your pathetic neck 
11. Yes, I can demonstrate contempt for leather even with the strength of my back 
12. I'll bite your nose off if you try to pet me without prior approval. 
13. In the sense - this is human food? 
14. Remember, miserable little man: the night is dark and full of tygydyks 
15. It's only a flower 
16. That feeling when you were approved for a role in a horror film based on real events. 
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