On holidays, you especially want to pamper yourself, delicious eat, take a walk, get all 33 pleasures that do not reach hands on weekdays. But sometimes things go wrong...
The perfect dinner is so easy to ruin
It seems that it will no longer be possible to clean the balcony without filling the room with snow.
"Ordered a pizza last night. Saw it this morning. I gave him a tip!"
"I assembled the puzzle and tried to turn it over to stick it on the film. And lo! .."
Wonderful neighbor
"The letter was put in my mailbox by mistake. I opened it because I was curious. Happy birthday!"
“The vending machine took my money, poured sugar into a cup and offered to enjoy the drink.”
Toilet for the disabled
"My dogs unwrapped Christmas presents before me."
"Found a piece of latex glove in a loaf"
“This lizard played dead in my chair until I tried to throw it out. Then she jumped up and ran away
"I broke my grandma's favorite cutting board with a pizza cutter"
When you're out of luck with your neighbor on the plane
"I'm a nurse in a hospital. This is our Christmas bonus."
"I drove for an hour to have dinner with a client"
"This was my first attempt at baking cute unicorn cupcakes for my kid's birthday."
"Someone stole half my ice cream"
"I dressed in the dark and in a hurry, and only found THIS at work"
"My cat = abstract artist?"
“The ring I got from my late grandfather just broke while cleaning.”
"My wife was at a Christmas dinner at an upscale restaurant. She paid about $70 for this dinner."
“The charger contact is stuck in the plug. I don't seem to be in danger of charging my phone."
"Now I understand why I bought a concert ticket so cheaply"
"Helped a girlfriend move a stack of hay to decorate a Christmas shop window. I regretted it"
The bun failed
"I took my bra to the dry cleaners to have it cleaned as gently as possible."
"I'm out of luck with bananas"
"Before yesterday, more than anything, I loved my dog and my only brand glasses"