Sometimes life turns to us the place where the back loses its noble name. And sometimes - not to us, but to someone else. And then looking at it is a real pleasure: how great that everything this is not with me!
“I am a plumber. I don't want to say what's on my face right now..."
"My cat used my face as a jumping board when I was sleeping."
“Today I left the gas station with a gun. It cost me $450."
“Woke up at 4:30 am to some noise in the kitchen and found that the cats had taken apart the food cabinet”
"I waited 2 hours for this pizza, which didn't even look like pizza"
"Oops"
"Do you think they are ready?"
Watermelon was stronger than a knife
“A girlfriend just left me, a day later she became junk the generator, and now, when the repair was completed, the mechanic drove into tow truck"
“I ripped open the package like a goddamn raccoon, and then I noticed that it had a resealable clasp”
"Succeeded the long way home, only to get stuck in the driveway"
“Cut open the cauliflower and found this. Lost my appetite and acquired a new phobia"
"Someone got lost in the supermarket parking lot"
"My dog ate my Apple stylus"
"Bought a tasty burger today"
“Went to work, made coffee…and dropped my favorite mug”
“I was just standing at a traffic light, and suddenly my rear window just crumbled. Well, at least now I know how it will be my Christmas present"
“Every morning I wake up cold because my cat is blocking the heater.”
"My girlfriend spent the day in the heat in ripped jeans"
"My laptop was run over by a baggage cart at the airport"
“In the photos on the booking site, the toilet and the bed were never present in the same image”
“When I returned from vacation, I found my second phone like this”
"This morning a bat crashed into my face and fell into my breakfast"
"In the morning I painted my eyes ... and suddenly sneezed"
"In the morning I went to work in new boots. I was walking on ice, but then it cracked - and I fell into a muddy puddle"
“For the first time in my life, I carved a pumpkin lamp”
"Attempt to hang a new roll of toilet paper ended in failure"
“My 8 year old remembers to take out the foil bag! But, alas, I forgot to add water ... "
"I was just cleaning my glasses"
“The watermelon I bought yesterday exploded and sprayed putrid juice all over the kitchen.”
“I went to the shower wearing a waterproof watch…”
“Mom borrowed my gaming mouse because she lost hers. Here's how she got it back."