Sometimes life turns to us the place where the back loses its noble name. And sometimes - not to us, but to someone else. And then looking at it is a real pleasure: how great that everything this is not with me! 
“I am a plumber. I don't want to say what's on my face right now..." 
"My cat used my face as a jumping board when I was sleeping." 
“Today I left the gas station with a gun. It cost me $450." 
“Woke up at 4:30 am to some noise in the kitchen and found that the cats had taken apart the food cabinet” 
"I waited 2 hours for this pizza, which didn't even look like pizza" 
"Oops" 
"Do you think they are ready?" 
Watermelon was stronger than a knife 
“A girlfriend just left me, a day later she became junk the generator, and now, when the repair was completed, the mechanic drove into tow truck" 
“I ripped open the package like a goddamn raccoon, and then I noticed that it had a resealable clasp” 
"Succeeded the long way home, only to get stuck in the driveway" 
“Cut open the cauliflower and found this. Lost my appetite and acquired a new phobia" 
"Someone got lost in the supermarket parking lot" 
"My dog ate my Apple stylus" 
"Bought a tasty burger today" 
“Went to work, made coffee…and dropped my favorite mug” 
“I was just standing at a traffic light, and suddenly my rear window just crumbled. Well, at least now I know how it will be my Christmas present" 
“Every morning I wake up cold because my cat is blocking the heater.” 
"My girlfriend spent the day in the heat in ripped jeans" 
"My laptop was run over by a baggage cart at the airport" 
“In the photos on the booking site, the toilet and the bed were never present in the same image” 
“When I returned from vacation, I found my second phone like this” 
"This morning a bat crashed into my face and fell into my breakfast" 
"In the morning I painted my eyes ... and suddenly sneezed" 
"In the morning I went to work in new boots. I was walking on ice, but then it cracked - and I fell into a muddy puddle" 
“For the first time in my life, I carved a pumpkin lamp” 
"Attempt to hang a new roll of toilet paper ended in failure" 
“My 8 year old remembers to take out the foil bag! But, alas, I forgot to add water ... " 
"I was just cleaning my glasses" 
“The watermelon I bought yesterday exploded and sprayed putrid juice all over the kitchen.” 
“I went to the shower wearing a waterproof watch…” 
“Mom borrowed my gaming mouse because she lost hers. Here's how she got it back." 
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