Advertisements about a missing dog, cat or parrot are common and arouse sympathy. But sometimes people put people on the wanted list in such a way that it’s hard not to smile. And it's always good to laugh.
Terrence is missing (responds to Terry). The last time I saw him was on my porch. With him is a terracotta pot. I took him in three years ago when he was almost thrown away. He is unfamiliar with the area and may be confused.
The wormhole has disappeared. Don't try to catch it, because you will definitely be spun into the space-time continuum.
Have you seen him? I think no. Otherwise you would be dead.
The turtle with the nunchucks disappeared. Appears slowly, but is very dangerous. She'll come home eventually. But villains, be aware.
Missing. Seriously, someone needs to bring them back.
Two hours have passed. The last time I saw them was when I was waiting for my allergy medication to start working.
Half the ad is missing.
8 small stripes with my contact information are missing. Please return. I'll leave some tape for you so you can stick them on.
Lost self-respect. If you find it, please call... Although, what's the point? Forget what I said.
$40,000 missing. Spent on shoes from Manolo Blahnik, Jimmy Choo, Prada, etc. Can you sympathize? Please, help.
The unicorn is missing. If you see him, you're probably stoned.
Gone...
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