The chance of a bird hitting the head is minimal, but not zero.

19 October 2023
4

Here you are walking down the street, not bothering anyone, enjoying the warm weather and thinking about your own things. And then “bang” and a dove flies into your temple! Judging by the guy's reaction, the blow was very noticeable. And apparently... it's feathered on purpose. Apparently he didn’t like that someone was hanging around in his area.

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dude
dude
19 October 2023
24 335 comments
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Птаха вочевидь п'яний. Наївся, мабуть, забродили ягідки, і ну літати, народ збивати.
Nejas
19 October 2023
1 563 comments
+2
А міг просто насрати на голову в польоті smile
MERCUSYS_B424
MERCUSYS_B424
19 October 2023
+2
Комар,вкусивший наркомана,дві години думав,що він надзвуковий винищувач.
Спанч Боб
20 October 2023
2 542 comments
0
Що стосується шансу, він завжди 50/50
Або побачиш, чи ні (це я про рожевого слона у вікні)
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