russian invasion of Ukraine. Chronicle for March 11-12

13 March 2023

In the early hours of February 24, 2022, Russia launched rocket attacks on Ukrainian territory and launched a direct full-scale invasion. APU repulse the enemy

- Minus 1010 invaders as of the morning of March 11

The total number of invaders accepted by the Ukrainian land reached 158,000:

▪️ senior lieutenant Alexander Vakulenko; ▪️ Lieutenant Egor Lapshin;

- Zelensky instructed Prime Minister Shmygal to study the issue of renaming Russia to Muscovy

▪️The corresponding proposal received 25,000 signatures of Ukrainians on the petition website and automatically landed on Zelensky's desk

And the Russian Federation is asked to be replaced by the Moscow Federation

- three ancient swords and an ax of the 6th-5th centuries BC stolen in Ukraine. return to home

▪️The artifacts were sent from the Krasnodar Territory of the Russian Federation to the United States and detained at the New York airport in 2022 ▪️Experts determined that the priceless finds were from the territory of Ukraine. Their transfer took place at a solemn ceremony at the Ukrainian embassy in the United States ▪️ In total, more than 20 parcels were intercepted in the United States from the same sender. But the examination is still underway.

Head for clipping – handiwork of looters

- Alcoholic troops of the Russian Federation have entered into a discussion about how to call Russia in Ukraine

▪️More precisely, their leaders: hard-drinking press-drunk Atasha Zakharova and drunken Medvedev

How many krill-knife clips will we cut from propaganda broadcasts today?

- Russia adapted its missile attacks to break through Ukrainian air defense, — CNN.

RF uses (https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/10/europe/ukraine-russia-missiles-air-defenses-explainer-intl/index.html) a combination of different high-precision missiles, as well as, possibly decoys and other countermeasures.

There has also been a tendency to increase the intervals between missile raids. When they are applied, more missiles are used at the same time, making it harder for the defense to intercept them all.

- In the US, the largest bank since the 2008 crisis, Silicone Valley Bank, went bankrupt.

Silicone Valley Bank was (https://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/10/bitcoin-falls-below-20000-63-billion-wiped-off-cryptocurrency-market.html) in 18th place among all US banks. Its assets exceed $200 billion.

On the screen you can see the situation with US banks now.

- The beginning of the spring counteroffensive of Ukraine — not far off, — Syrsky.

“It is necessary to gain time for the accumulation of reserves and the start of the spring counter-offensive, which is just around the corner”, – said (https://tsn.ua/amp/ato/vesnyaniy-kontrnastup-ne-za-gorami-sirskiy-rozpoviv-pro-neobhidnist-trimati-bahmut-2283133.html), Commander of the Ground Forces.

Currently, Bakhmut is controlled by the Ukrainian military, they break the plans of the enemy and force him to refuse to move forward.

- Musk lights up: Elon allowed the purchase of the bankrupt Silicon Valley Bank.

"I'm open to this idea," — he wrote on Twitter. This is how he responded to a comment (https://twitter.com/minliangtan/status/1634371553059119104?t=cmOGz5ErVSdOKwQmTmTwqA&s=19) by a user who offered to buy SVB and make it an electronic bank.

- The US strategic bomber B-52H worked out reaching the line of a conditional launch of cruise missiles in the direction of St. Petersburg.

Rusnya is worried.

- The struggle of the elites began in the Kremlin, Putin lost controlover propaganda, – ISW.

A confrontation between the main actors in Vladimir Putin's entourage began in the Kremlin. Putin was forced to cede the information space to Shoigu, Prigozhin and Kadyrov.

Now he cannot regain control over state propaganda, analysts at the Institute for the Study of War believe.

- Russia sent students of the so-called "DNR" and "LNR" to the war against Ukraine.

Mothers of students rebelled and demand concrete decisions from the chief reindeer breeder Shoigu.

- I was driving from Bakhmut in a tank across the field in order to be in time for my own wedding.

A Ukrainian soldier defending Bakhmut, Donetsk region, escaped (https://suspilne.media/410997-sob-odruzitisa-cerkasinin-dobiravsa-po-bagnuci-i-bezdorizzu-z-peredovoi-na-tanku/) to get married in their native Cherkassy. In order to be in time for the ceremony, the brothers brought a Ukrainian soldier in a tank.

- Ukraine will not receive Western aircraft in the near future, deliveries are difficult due to logistical and technical difficulties — Foreign Minister Kuleba in an interview with Bild.

"Therefore, we appeal (https://www.bild.de/politik/ausland/politik-ausland/kuleba-ueber-nord-stream-sabotage-das-war-keine-von-uns-gesteuerte-aktion- 83171240.bild.html?t_ref=https%3A%2F%2Fm.bild.de%2Fpolitik%2Fausland%2Fpolitik-ausland%2Fkuleba-ueber-nord-stream-sabotage-das-war-keine-von-uns-gesteuerte- aktion-83171240.bildMobile.html%3Ft_ref%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fnews.liga.net%252F) your attention to the fact that the training of Ukrainian pilots on Western aircraft should begin now", — he noted.

- Money makes people happier.

Two eminent researchers, Daniel Kahneman and Matthew Killingsworth, came to this conclusion in a joint study published (https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.2208661120#executive-summary-abstract) this month in a scientific journal.

As the proverb says: money may not be the main happiness in life, but it's better to cry in a Ferrari.

- Putin deceived everyone.

After almost 9 years, Russian-haired military correspondents admitted that the AFRF had been participating in hostilities in Donbas since 2014. Earlier, Russian officials and propagandists claimed that there was not a single Russian soldier there.

- Minus 1090 invaders as of March 12

Among the identified: ▪️Captain Alexander Tsypin; ▪️mobile lieutenant Sergey Karmanov;

The total number of asvabadites killed in the war reached 159,090

- A new record for the deaths of the military of the Russian Federation – journalists counted 1.6 thousand new obituaries

In total, Russian media mentions 16,774 dead asvabadites since the beginning of the war. But 1638 names appeared in the last 2 weeks

And everyone understands that it's only in public, but in reality it's 10 times higher 🪖 It's very hot at the front now

- The son of a State Duma deputy from the Communist Party Ivanyuzhenkov stabbed a man to death at a birthday party

▪️He is a professional hockey player of Sochi. In the restaurant, the major celebrated the birthday of friends and did not share something with the visitor, grabbed a knife and took his opponent's life in front of everyone. Well, he disappeared

▪️Negotiations are underway with a State Duma deputy on the extradition of a murderer son. He is on the left, the victim is on the right.

▪️In 2020, Artem Ivanyuzhenkov killed a cyclist while driving a BMW X6

Reminds some kind of slave system. Will daddy fuck you again?

update. They got ripped off! The Investigative Committee of the Russian Federation for the Moscow Region stated that the son of State Duma deputy Ivanyuzhenkov — not involved in the murder

All you need to know about Putin's regime. The serfs are dyingand the Boyars are inviolable

- Over the past few months, Ukraine has received 40% of all military aid from the West

▪️The Economist (https://www.economist.com/europe/2023/03/06/ukraine-is-building-up-its-forces-for-an-offensive) has calculated that if at the end of 2022 the ratio of Ukrainian and Western kits was 5 to 1, it is expected that in the near future it will become 5 to 2

▪️The publication is sure that the West is preparing a counteroffensive of the Armed Forces of Ukraine

▪️Although the main part of – still Soviet origin will be lightning strong

By the way, Defense Express experts have calculated that the Russian Federation has already lost 50,000 asvabatites killed or wounded near Bakhmut and up to 200 tanks

- The title of Hero of Ukraine was awarded to Alexander Matsievsky, who was shot by the Russian invaders after the words "Glory to Ukraine"

Glory to the Hero!

SBU has finally confirmed the identity of the Ukrainian soldier who was shot after the words "Glory to Ukraine!"

He was a sniper of the 163rd battalion of the 119th separate brigade of the TRO of the Chernihiv region Matsievsky Alexander Igorevich.

- AFU destroyed such a number of Russians near Bakhmut that they could try to re-go to Kyiv, — Defense Express.

"50 thousand people killed or wounded and up to 200 tanks. Roughly speaking, (https://espreso.tv/zsu-znishchili-pid-bakhmutom-taku-kilkist-rosiyan-yaka-b-mogla-sprobuvati- povtorno-piti-na-kiiv-ekspert-defense-express-kirichevskiy) if these troops had not destroyed — then the Russians could have used them for a second attack on Kiev", — said in the article.

- Lukashenka flew to Iran to negotiate weapons.

Earlier, the Belarusian President visited China, where he held talks with Xi Jinping.

- US B-52 nuclear bomber training "fired back" across Iran.

The aircraft entered the course of combat use of cruise missiles with nuclear warheads, after which (perhaps by making a virtual launch) it began to return.

- Dirty losers: the Prime Minister of Georgia accused Zelensky and Ukrainian politicians of interfering in the internal affairs of his country.

He stated (https://imedinews.ge/ge/) that Ukraine sent ex-president of Georgia Mikheil Saakashvili to his homeland to destabilize the situation in Georgia and involve the country in the war against Russia.

- The stockpiles of weapons accumulated by the USSR are not used today to fight the "imperialists", as the communists promised. It turned out that the USSR was the same imperialist. Abrams tanks are already in Poland (photo) and moving towards the borders of Ukraine. But not for its occupation, but for protection.

- Everything is stable on peekaboo

- The film "Navalny", filmed by Canadian director Daniel Roer based on the investigation of The Insider and Bellingcat, won an Oscar in the category "Best Documentary Feature Film"

- You can immediately see whose drone. Did they intercept it at 14:88 local time?

- In the fascist Russia, criminal cases for treason for donations of the Armed Forces of Ukraine began

- A woman from the Tyumen region Daria. N. went out to the side of the road for several days in a row with a poster "No to war", until she was handed over to the police. "I couldn't keep silent." "Not Moscow". (description in comments)

- I went to read reviews about the application and here

- Some blue and yellow animals

- The VTB app that masqueraded as restaurants has been removed from the App Store. Read the reviews: typical "Ihtamnetstvo"

- Somehow two war criminals enter telegram…

- Israelis in Syria killed a Russian lieutenant colonel

- - Why are you so tired and swollen? - Tired, swollen.

- One paragraph, and so many bases

- The most honest and incorruptible

- your face when you come for a delicious ice cream and sausage at 2.20. but they weren't delivered because there's a scoop around...

- And who is bombing Donetsk?

- Oh, how easy it is to sell out to Solovyov

- The first shipments to Ukraine of Latvian cars confiscated for drunk driving

- A new creation of orc technologies

Are brothers separated in childhood?

- Some public demands any obscene things from GSC

then it turned out that the blackmailer is a member of the so-called SVO

followed by a response from GSC

without waiting for the allotted time, the offended fans, who were not satisfied with the answer, began to upload leaked photos and videos.

- The Black Sea Fleet has found a new flagship. The cruiser Fotinia proceeded through the Bosphorus under the flag of "Finland".

- After the failed Putin offensive and on the eve of the Ukrainian counter-offensive, the Kremlin's information dumps will hysteria in every way

- New road sign in eastern Ukraine

- It turns out this is a real article in the English Wikipedia

- A 14-year-old boy from Australia has more adequate views on life than many adult Russians

- Volunteers took out of Russia Yaroslav Inozemtsev - a teenager from Volgograd, who was accused of preparing a terrorist attack at a school and was prescribed compulsory treatment. "They decided to make me a terrorist because of my anti-government and anti-Putin posts on social networks." (Description in comments)