Life is a series of constantly changing black and white stripes, but it is very difficult to remember this when the black one still does not want to end. But there is a wonderful way to brighten up this expectation - laugh at your failures with the entire internet. 
1. "I didn't apply bug spray today. I think I should have." 
2. "After a very long process, yesterday I finally got my new car. Then this happened" 
3. "The consequences of a snow storm in Buffalo." 
4. "Surprising, but entered just right" 
5. "Bought a $44 handmade ceramic mug. It cracked as soon as I poured my first cup of tea." 
6. "It happened on my cousin's shift..." 
7. "I'm in my 30s and unfortunately I still sleepwalk from time to time. Last night I fell down the stairs in my sleep..." 
8. “I decided to spontaneously buy my wife a plant at the local flower shop.” a price that I honestly can't afford. Stumbled when put it in the car, and one of the buds came off." 
9. "Just this centipede ran across my face while I was trying to sleep." 
10. "I just remembered that 6 days ago I wanted to make waffles" 
11. "The pizzeria doesn't add cheese and sauce by default. I noted them when ordering, if that" 
12. "Merry Christmas. I hope at least your pipes didn't burst during the 12-hour power outage on Christmas Eve." 
13. "10 seconds walk from the store to the car at a temperature of -20" 
14. "Do not try to take a nap while you bake meat for a festive dinner." 
15. "Hope you like my fruit tart, Paul" 
16. "Before leaving the trampoline park, I put on his blue sneakers. It was only when I got home that I realized that wore blue sneakers to the trampoline park" 
17. "I hope your day is going better than mine" 
18. "The worst photo your drone can take" 
19. "Got new prescription glasses. I knew my eyesight was bad, but I didn't think it was *so* bad." 
20. "The garage door is caught on the hitch and won't open. I have no idea how to disengage them." 
21. "IKEA didn't thread one of the four critical screws" 
22. "I forgot to remove the silicone pads before set the oven to self-cleaning. Thought clean shapes would look like like new" 
23. "Yesterday my boss mouthnew water cooler. We walked into the office this morning and saw this" 
24. "Pulled out to spray and she fell right on the concrete floor" 
25. “Let’s go see the famous Neuschwanstein Castle and this is what we saw” 
26. "For 12 years I had an inexplicable allergic reaction. I donated blood and it turned out that I was allergic to cats. We have had cats for 15 years, and now there are two of them" 
27. "I ordered a sandwich for delivery and they brought it to me. No luck with whoever ordered it." 
28. "Daughter found a button that opens the hatch" 
29. "I came back to the apartment after the winter break and found my bathroom trashed" 
30. "I made a very funny mistake. It's frozen chicken broth. I'm dumb." 
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